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arc

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Il start this off by saying, i can actually park.

At uni, our flats kitchen overlooks the car park - so i always park where I can see my car from there. The end space has a kerb, thats fairly rounded which and doesnt come to the back of the space - meaning you can come into the space at a silly angle, and leave the car there and still get back out.

Whenever i could get this spot, i parked wonky. I didnt think anyone notice, till i got a note udner my wipers from the girls that live below us. It was asking me to 'Please park straigt, because it drives us crazy!' They even did a lil picture of my yellow car showing me how to park in the space straight.

Well after that, it became a challenge to see how wonky i could get the car. The ultimate on the 'wonk'o'meter' would be to have the rear wheel touching the curved kerb and the front bumper overhanging, but not crossing the line. The 'wonk' was then judged from the kitchen window. I think the best i managed was a 9.8. Although there is no photo of this.

I managed to get others to play wonk too. Before i left on thursday, there was a wonk of 5 cars going on. Ok, all didnt know the rules and had spanned two spaces, but it was all in good fun. Heres a few pics!

And, yeah - we did get a lil bored with uni sometimes! All a great laugh tho. We crowned keith, guy with the jeep as 'King of the Car Park' for one of his wonks - there was a speech and everything!
 

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arc said:
Whenever i could get this spot, i parked wonky. I didnt think anyone notice, till i got a note udner my wipers from the girls that live below us. It was asking me to 'Please park straigt, because it drives us crazy!' They even did a lil picture of my yellow car showing me how to park in the space straight.
lmao have to scan in the lil pic of ur cinq :D :p
 
Quality! Bet they were steaming mad by the end of it!

I like the pic of the two cinqs too!

Your uni spaces are huge though aren't they? No worry of idiots banging their doors into you ;)
 
i love having a small car, means i can park right on the end of the row kinda thing, and right up against kerb, means nobody will smack door into my car, although have kerbed alloy in past getting back out :rolleyes: so will be much more careful with my new wheels on :D :p
 
You ought to be concentrating on getting to know the girls rather than parking wonky...!
 
haha love it!

For a while now I've parked my car (not a cinq anymore) at work purposely taking up 2 spaces because I'm sick of finding small dents in my doors. I don't want anyone parking next to me.

Today I finished work to find a note under my wiper:

"I think you need lessons on how to PARK!
Either that or you're a WOMAN!
Merry xmas!"

I thought it was funny :)
 
Alex said:
You ought to be concentrating on getting to know the girls rather than parking wonky...!

i dont need to be told that, i'm not daft! but stafford uni doesnt have enough girls, so they're in demand as it is!

Ghost, i'm not sure where the note has gone - it was up on the wall of our kitchen, but think the cleaner chucked it out :( it wasnt a typo by the way, it did say 'Please park straigt' no 'h' in there!

i wonder what will happen next term, i'm still going to play 'wonk' :D
 
arc said:
i dont need to be told that, i'm not daft! but stafford uni doesnt have enough girls, so they're in demand as it is!
May the wonking continue then! ;)
 
Does that mean the the next FF meet is at Stafford Uni?
 
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