Why I also hate Porsche drivers

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Why I also hate Porsche drivers

ABZSTILO

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Well, how things change - seem to be having a run of bad luck at the moment :shock:

Not content with the crow 'episode' ( see viewtopic.php?f=4&t=5273) fate decided to really rip my knitting in a big way. On the way into work the very next day I had to take a corner (that's might rough on the inside) a hell of a lot might tighter than I would have liked thanks to a wayward Porsche driver who obviously had little idea about the laws of physics. Anyway, my avoiding action took me more than a smidgen offroad and after an almight 'bang' the car felt a wee bit "odd " afterwards...... so I checked it over the following morning when I was washing the car of mud/debris.

Both N/S front tyres (Michelins, with a mere 10k miles on them) had bloody great bulges on the sidewalls :smt009

So I went over to a local tyre fitters and had 2 Vredestein Sportrac 3 tyres fitted. Mid-fitting the tyre 'guru' there called me over to have a look at the rear tyres...... oh feck...... n/s rear was borderline illegal and the o/s rear had some tread coming loose (both were BF Goodrich) so I had to have all four tyres changed :smt022

So now there's 4 nice new Vredestein Sportrac 3 tyres (V-rated) on the car for a smidgen over £300 :? Balls :roll:

There goes my birthday **** up #-o and if I ever see that Porsche again :smt066 :smt067 :smt021 :smt027 :smt062
 
Just had one undertake me in the M73 s I was indicting into his lane, then he tailgated another car and pulled off an exceptionally tight cutting up manouvre to get onto the M8. Then almost straight away I had some old fud in an SUV tailgate me, then tailgate someone else so as not to let me out so I gave him and his wife some animated hand gestures as they scowled at me before he made the wrong decision and got left behind ... tossers.

(then she started vomiting into a plastic bag which burst all over her crotch)

Needless to say I'm pretty pissed off right now - my medication is making me too tired.
 
puntomatt said:
(then she started vomiting into a plastic bag which burst all over her crotch)

Needless to say I'm pretty pissed off right now - my medication is making me too tired.

while i do feel sorry for you, probably having to clean it up too, i could'nt help pi55ing myself laughing at that quote!!

one of the hospital consultants that i play golf with has a carrera and i regularly rip the pi55 out of him for having a midlife crisis!! lol!!
 
steve119 said:
puntomatt said:
(then she started vomiting into a plastic bag which burst all over her crotch)

Needless to say I'm pretty pissed off right now - my medication is making me too tired.

while i do feel sorry for you, probably having to clean it up too, i could'nt help pi55ing myself laughing at that quote!!

I was driving her car if it was mine she'd have got punted ;)
 
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