What have you learned today thread.

[Stuart]

They say that every day is a school day, so what have you learned today?

I learned that Joanna Lumley has a plastic rectum due to kinky drug fuelled anal sex back in the day....

 

[M21MFS]

Today I've learned, erm, nothing.

No, wait. I learned that shopping for shirts that fit is a futile excercise.

 

[lkc]

Today I learnt that sudo is a programme that allows you to access other peoples programmes using their privileges thanks to a joke that was emailed to me

I also learned that M&S Belgian Chocolate Selection has a distressing amount of coffee- and caramel-flavoured chocolates this year

tbh, I'm not that fussed about the first discovery

 

[msb89]

I learned the hard way to ALWAYS hide ALL belongings in the car, or take them out completely

...some knob-end smashed my car window in, and knicked the satnav and ipod amoungst other things :S

 

[Ryanfaescotland]

I learnt not to keep my **** in Mike's car.

 

[msb89]

You better not **** in my car, you son of a bitch ;]

 

[gengis]

I have learnt that after fixing a cold start issue with the Lancia...I now have a fuel starvation issue on high demand/load. Aah well fuel tank out time, to check pick up gauze.

Don't you just love old Fiat/Lancia shite.

 

[scoop_987]

I have learnt, don't buy upto date things for a linux box as the Realtek ALC892 chip isn't supported yet even on 3.7

 

[imported_richard33dees]

My broadband connection isn't up to seamlessly watching lovefilm content, even in standard quality

 

[Stuart]

I learned that anyone selling anything are lying bastards....

 

[muppet42]

I learnt that on occasion, life can be a little like a John Hughes film...and I don't mean Home Alone :laugh:

 

[lkc]

I learnt that on occasion, life can be a little like a John Hughes film...and I don't mean Home Alone :laugh:

Either you managed to acquire a GT250 and took it for a spin or you were made to do detention on a Saturday morning

Actually neither of them are believable considering the schools opening hours over the last decade or so

 

[muppet42]

Either you managed to acquire a GT250 and took it for a spin or you were made to do detention on a Saturday morning

Actually neither of them are believable considering the schools opening hours over the last decade or so

Wouldn't mind either lol

Nah, was more in the romance department...something I'd been failing spectacularly at for quite a while :laugh:

 

[Andi9386]

I've learned that my bloody Alternator's dying yet again.... so that's 3 Alternators so far this year.

 

[mrcinquecento]

I've learned that my bloody Alternator's dying yet again.... so that's 3 Alternators so far this year.

there has to be a reason for that, that's not just bad luck.

Get to the source.

 

[muppet42]

there has to be a reason for that, that's not just bad luck.

Get to the source.

[arnie_voice]Too...much...ICE[/arnie_voice] :laugh:

...seriously though Andi, hope you manage to find the source of the issue.

 

[Andi9386]

[arnie_voice]Too...much...ICE[/arnie_voice] :laugh:

...seriously though Andi, hope you manage to find the source of the issue.

Lol, think that sort of sound system needs a bloody generator to power it.

 

[lkc]

I'm hoping I've finally learned not to let the paperwork on the desk pile up to the size of a small mountain hiding the important things such as the Chinese take away menu but highly doubt it. Knocked over a pint of water too whilst searching... oops

Oh and now can't be arsed going for the take away either lol

 

[rallycinq]

I learned that someone who 'follows the dons' is an Aberdeen supporter, nothing to do with Wimbledon.

Cheers

D

 

[Stuart]

Today I learned that im going to have to seriously up my performance in the paperwork stakes in this new department offshore, jesus, i just about have to write a report on wiping my own arse