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A corospondant went to a distant part of wales to work, he walked into the bar and noticed that there were no women. He asked where all the women were, only to confirm his fears that there were no women in the area! He asked, what do all you men do to 'relieve' yourselves? They replied, the sheep! The man was disgusted at this thought and decided he was just going to have to go without. A few months passed and he'd had enough so he went out into a field, found himself a nice sheep and took it home. He put it in the bath, wahed it's hair and made it look really nice. He even put a bow in it's hair. He took it to the cinema to watch a film, then for a nice meal, he then took it home and satisfied himself. After he had cleaned it up he took it to the bar for a drink. He walked into the bar and the room went silent. The corospondant was annoyed at this and said 'don't you lot look down on me, you all have sex with animals, atleast i'm doing it right!'
Eventually someone in the bar piped up, 'but that's the sheriffs girl!'