tuesday joke

[leeroy]

what was the last thing jesus said to his deciples when he was hanging on the cross? "dont touch my ****ing easter egg ill be back on sunday"

Theres a woman on her hands and knees crawling across the floor with spunk dripping from each side of her mouth,what does this tell u?
-The floors level!!
well they sounded funny in the pub last ngt.

 

[Anonymous]

they are class

 

[Dan]

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good ones, and well remembered - i always forget jokes that i get told in the pub...

 

[Anonymous]

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The woman nutter in a mental hospital is flying up and down the wards in her wheelchair, she gets stopped by another patient who asks her "do you have insurance for that car madam "she says "yes i have" and takes a stick of chewing gum from her pocket "ok, that's fine" says the patient and she goes on her way.
At the next corner she is stopped by another mental patient who says " is this vehicle taxed madam " too which she say" yes it is" and takes out a fag packet from her pocket" "OK, very good" says the second patient.
At the end of the corridor she meets up with another patient who this time has a massive hard-on in his hands,
" oh! for ****s sake" she says " not the breathalyser again".