General Sex on wheels.........

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General Sex on wheels.........

You need to read the Daily Mail to work out the 500 is a 'Chick Car' LOL:p

I still think they should actively market the 'Poof' 500 that would come with a kinky all studded leather interior, extra mirrors to check your manscara, fake tan dispenser in the dash and that ultimate gay accessory a self erecting Sling* in the boot!

Jim


*If you don't know what a sling is google 'Gay Sling'....


(but maybe not if your in work:eek:)

BTW, none of the above is my idea, it's from TopQueer.com :p
 
It is a babe magnet thou...

They did this stunt with mine in the states for Garage419 were they parked a Ferrari 430 and my 500 outside an L.A. club one night and the car that got the most women to come over and look at it won

You can guess which one wiped the board? LOL

BTW, the Gaytimes/TopQueer 500 Poof is in retaliation to FIAT launching the Panda Mamy which is a Fiat Panda aimed at mothers of small children... So why not then start launching other FIAT's aimed at particular markets. As James May said 'Why not have the FIAT 'Unsuitable Uncle' that has kitchen knives lying loose on the back seat?'

Jim
 
I can believe that. My brother is lucky enough to have an F430 and his kids would rather travel in the 500 as it makes me a 'legend' (down with the kids talk). If I turn up in any other car they act like I have stolen their pocket money !
 
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