A man takes his wife to her 30th school reunion. At a nearby table is a drunk, all alone.
Who's that? asks the husband.
My old Boyfriend, she replies. He started drinking when we split up and he hasn't been sober since.
**** me, says the husband, who would think a man could go on celebrating for that ****ing long!
Who's that? asks the husband.
My old Boyfriend, she replies. He started drinking when we split up and he hasn't been sober since.
**** me, says the husband, who would think a man could go on celebrating for that ****ing long!