Quotes of the Day

[Lolita]

The joys of innuendos and dirty minds in the workplace...

A couple of the funniest things said today:

"squirrel proof my arse"

it was said in reference to a squirrel trying to get into a bird feeder in the garden yet it got muchos giggles


Julie (looking out the window): "cooor look at him and his fat balls"
Me: "i really hope you're referring to a bird not a member of staff..."

(said in reference to a bird feeding in the garden.)



we're far too immature in this office :devil:

 

[JFL]

we have exactly the same in our office, we have some right random convo's.

:devil:

today we had to laugh when somone put petrol in the diesel pool car

 

[Lolita]

today we had to laugh when somone put petrol in the diesel pool car

:bang:

 

[jug]

i also like it when someone says something and it comes across is a completely different way to the way they intended.

today my boss suggested that colin (who i work with) should dress up as the easter bunny for an egg hunt at my boss' house. colin said he would probably scare the boss' daughter and then said "hello little girl" in a funny voice. he meant it to sound scary, but he just sounded like a pedo luring a child into the back of a van with sweeties. the room went silent. i dont think he's invited to the egg hunt now

 

[ChrisUK]

i also like it when someone says something and it comes across is a completely different way to the way they intended.

today my boss suggested that colin (who i work with) should dress up as the easter bunny for an egg hunt at my boss' house. colin said he would probably scare the boss' daughter and then said "hello little girl" in a funny voice. he meant it to sound scary, but he just sounded like a pedo luring a child into the back of a van with sweeties. the room went silent. i dont think he's invited to the egg hunt now

ROFL!.:-

 

[Lolita]

ROFL!.:-

 

[Dobby]

I'm finding it difficult to understand what ANYONE can see funny about this pedo bear thing.

Its sick!

 

[Charlotte]

I have a quote book at work where I note down some random things that make me giggle - Just things like

"I've never had a small one"

Or

"I hate yellow crayons, they are such a let down"

 

[jug]

@ yellow crayons, they really are a let down.

 

[Moose_UK]

a customer asked one of the girls at work where Hovis Best of Both was. The girl then asked the customer if she wanted white or brown..

 

[M111CYY]

We get customers (who after wondering round the shop looking for bread) ask me where the bread is, so i say under that big blue arrow saying " bread "

Also a member of staff was putting stock out and i asked if she was putting it in the rright holes (refering to the shelving) and it was taken the completely wrong way, cant see why