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Absolutely fantastic - couldn't help but laugh!! A historic musical partnership is born!
Absolutely fantastic - couldn't help but laugh!! A historic musical partnership is born!
General Pandas in film
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General Pandas in film
Who else is thinking Panda the Musical?
That would work well. I always get the impression that South West is good Panda spotting territory.
'I've got a brand new Panda Mania and you can't have the key'...
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Oh, you too?!
Isn't this the sole reason for the existence of aquamarine...? :devil:
Inspired by homeward s sterling efforts I thought I'd have a go with Val Doonican's Means by no means.
hope you like it:
Panda for sale or rent, Petrol to burn 130 pence
no Brakes, no Locks, no P.S., i ain't got no ABS
ah but two hours of rubbing down
Then I can spray it VIP brown
I'm a man of means by no means,
king of the road
Two inner sills rusting through, painting them Sisley blue
old worn out disc and shoe, The boot floor is rusting through
It smokes when I put my foot down
Bottoms out over rough ground
I'm a man of means by no means,
king of the road
I know every mechanic in every town
All of the parts and all of their names
e-bay supplies most of my needs
next day delivery means the Panda always runs
I sing...
Panda for sale or rent, Petrol to burn 130 pence
no Brakes, no Locks, no PS, i ain't got no ABS
ah but two hours of rubbing down
Then I can spray it VIP brown
I'm a man of means by no means,
king of the road
hope you like it:
Panda for sale or rent, Petrol to burn 130 pence
no Brakes, no Locks, no P.S., i ain't got no ABS
ah but two hours of rubbing down
Then I can spray it VIP brown
I'm a man of means by no means,
king of the road
Two inner sills rusting through, painting them Sisley blue
old worn out disc and shoe, The boot floor is rusting through
It smokes when I put my foot down
Bottoms out over rough ground
I'm a man of means by no means,
king of the road
I know every mechanic in every town
All of the parts and all of their names
e-bay supplies most of my needs
next day delivery means the Panda always runs
I sing...
Panda for sale or rent, Petrol to burn 130 pence
no Brakes, no Locks, no PS, i ain't got no ABS
ah but two hours of rubbing down
Then I can spray it VIP brown
I'm a man of means by no means,
king of the road
Very good but who is she? I guess she's a singer from your youth in the roaring '20's??
Cheeky bugger, for those of you of limited age, Val Doonican was an Irish Light Entertainment Artist who had his own shows back before time began. A contemporary of Rolf Harris without the prefrences
Apparently he lives in Bucks. As do most of the celebrities it seems.
Of course this is a welcome contrast to the above mentioned contemporary, who recently moved to Oxfordshire I believe (HMP Bullingdon)!
Apparently he lives in Bucks. As do most of the celebrities it seems.
Of course this is a welcome contrast to the above mentioned contemporary, who recently moved to Oxfordshire I believe (HMP Bullingdon)!
I feel a 'Jake the (peg) panda' coming on
Look what you've started homeward :bang: :nono:
This is another of Mr Doonican's songs which needed little modification to become dragonman 's song (Sorry John but you sprang to mind when I needed a name to replace McCafferty)
Dragonman’s Motor Car
Now Dragonmans Panda motor car is the greatest I declare
It's made up of bits and pieces that he's picked up here and there
The engine must be ages old, but it's still got lots of power
With a gallon of terps in the petrol tank it does ninety miles an hour
What a wonderful Panda car, it's the greatest ever seen
It used to be black as me father's hat, now it's forty shades of green
On TV and the radio and in every public bar
The burning question of the day is Dragonman's motor car
Now two of the wheels are Alloys and the third one's made of Steel
The fourth is a bearing from a jet he’s using as a wheel
The number plate it's plastic and the plug's won't even spark
And the chassis’ made of anything that can withstand an arc
Now go for a ride in that Panda car and you'll end up with the shakes
The roads he has to drive on is full of holes and lakes
When traffic lights turn red ahead, then you'd best jump out the door
For the moment that John treads on the brake, then his foot goes through the floor
What a wonderful Panda car, it's the greatest ever seen
It used to be black as me father's hat, now it's forty shades of green
On TV and the radio and in every public bar
The burning question of the day is Dragonman's motor car
Now if you could see the upholstery, then your eyes would start to pop
It's nothing but empty beer crates with a load of sacks on top
The windscreen's gone to Lord knows where and there's mothballs in the horn
And I reckon he'd only get half a quid if he took it to the pawn
Now John was driving around last week when the engine did the splits
It went up in smoke and nearly blew O'Connell Street to bits
They searched around for John and found that he'd landed up by heck
Away on top of the GPO with his L-plates round his neck
What a wonderful Panda car, it's the greatest ever seen
It used to be black as me father's hat, now it's forty shades of green
On TV and the radio and in every public bar
The burning question of the day is Dragonman’s motor car
This is another of Mr Doonican's songs which needed little modification to become dragonman 's song (Sorry John but you sprang to mind when I needed a name to replace McCafferty)
Dragonman’s Motor Car
Now Dragonmans Panda motor car is the greatest I declare
It's made up of bits and pieces that he's picked up here and there
The engine must be ages old, but it's still got lots of power
With a gallon of terps in the petrol tank it does ninety miles an hour
What a wonderful Panda car, it's the greatest ever seen
It used to be black as me father's hat, now it's forty shades of green
On TV and the radio and in every public bar
The burning question of the day is Dragonman's motor car
Now two of the wheels are Alloys and the third one's made of Steel
The fourth is a bearing from a jet he’s using as a wheel
The number plate it's plastic and the plug's won't even spark
And the chassis’ made of anything that can withstand an arc
Now go for a ride in that Panda car and you'll end up with the shakes
The roads he has to drive on is full of holes and lakes
When traffic lights turn red ahead, then you'd best jump out the door
For the moment that John treads on the brake, then his foot goes through the floor
What a wonderful Panda car, it's the greatest ever seen
It used to be black as me father's hat, now it's forty shades of green
On TV and the radio and in every public bar
The burning question of the day is Dragonman's motor car
Now if you could see the upholstery, then your eyes would start to pop
It's nothing but empty beer crates with a load of sacks on top
The windscreen's gone to Lord knows where and there's mothballs in the horn
And I reckon he'd only get half a quid if he took it to the pawn
Now John was driving around last week when the engine did the splits
It went up in smoke and nearly blew O'Connell Street to bits
They searched around for John and found that he'd landed up by heck
Away on top of the GPO with his L-plates round his neck
What a wonderful Panda car, it's the greatest ever seen
It used to be black as me father's hat, now it's forty shades of green
On TV and the radio and in every public bar
The burning question of the day is Dragonman’s motor car
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I think these songs need their own thread :slayer:
We did have a poetry thread at some stage....
I wonder if other sections have threads like these...?
ahh other sections are boring.. we make Fiat Forum interesting.
think of a big office building.. every office.. all the same.. same colours same boring things. then you pass this one room with all crazy colours.. yep you have found the panda classic section haha
sorry other sections.. hehe
think of a big office building.. every office.. all the same.. same colours same boring things. then you pass this one room with all crazy colours.. yep you have found the panda classic section haha
sorry other sections.. hehe
We did have a poetry thread at some stage....
I wonder if other sections have threads like these...?
Just recorded 500 Miles, it was hard not to laugh while recording it, you write these things so phonetically well!! I really like it, its uploading now will post it when its uploaded. Still trying to find a decent instrumental for letter from america.
By the way its a lot harder than I thought to sing in my natural accent, I sound like I am "Impersonating" a scottish accent if that makes any sense?
Here we are:
I know what you mean. I always sound like Lou Reed, for some reason....
Cracking last phrase, by the way...! :worship:
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