Your new best friend comes in a square shaped package - signs of impending Pandaritis:
1. Your phone has more Panda selfies than anything else.
2. You have conversations with your Panda and reply to their rattles as if you know exactly what they were saying.
3. You miss them all the time when you are away.
4. And wonder if they miss you too. Of course they miss you.
5. You spend more time/money/effort finding presents for them than for your family and friends.
6. You get more worried about leaving your Panda while you are on holiday, than leaving your house.
7. You sign off birthday/Christmas cards with their signature paw print. Of course they would do it themselves if they could write.
8. You have to stop yourself from talking about them at every opportunity.
9. And when you aren’t talking about them, you are showing everyone another picture/video of their latest trip.
10. All your friends are talking about future hypothetical children, and you are thinking about hypothetical Pandas.
11. Nothing makes you smile more than coming home from work to see them sitting on the drive waiting for you.
12. You don’t understand why people class you as a ‘crazy Panda person’. You have clearly found your Panda-soulmate and they are just jealous.
13. You feel more comfortable going to someone’s house when you can spend all your time polishing their Panda.
14. Then wonder if your Panda is going to smell another Panda on you, and get Panda-envy.
15. If given the chance to go out, or stay in the garage with your Panda - the choice is pretty obvious.
16. You instantly distrust anyone who doesn’t share the same love of Pandas as you do.
17. Relationships couldn’t happen if your OH doesn’t like your metal-baby.
18. Everything your Panda does is just cute. They can do no wrong.
19. You have bits of your Panda in the lounge, dining room, bedroom......
20. You refuse to move your Panda, because they look so cute parked across your neighbour's drive.
21. If something has anything Panda-related on it, you have to buy it.
22. Your lunch breaks are spent watching Panda videos on YouTube.
23. You get distracted if you see a cute Panda on the street.
24. And automatically want to take it home.
25. You think at least 10 times a day that life would be so much easier if you were a Panda too.
:devil:
1. Your phone has more Panda selfies than anything else.
2. You have conversations with your Panda and reply to their rattles as if you know exactly what they were saying.
3. You miss them all the time when you are away.
4. And wonder if they miss you too. Of course they miss you.
5. You spend more time/money/effort finding presents for them than for your family and friends.
6. You get more worried about leaving your Panda while you are on holiday, than leaving your house.
7. You sign off birthday/Christmas cards with their signature paw print. Of course they would do it themselves if they could write.
8. You have to stop yourself from talking about them at every opportunity.
9. And when you aren’t talking about them, you are showing everyone another picture/video of their latest trip.
10. All your friends are talking about future hypothetical children, and you are thinking about hypothetical Pandas.
11. Nothing makes you smile more than coming home from work to see them sitting on the drive waiting for you.
12. You don’t understand why people class you as a ‘crazy Panda person’. You have clearly found your Panda-soulmate and they are just jealous.
13. You feel more comfortable going to someone’s house when you can spend all your time polishing their Panda.
14. Then wonder if your Panda is going to smell another Panda on you, and get Panda-envy.
15. If given the chance to go out, or stay in the garage with your Panda - the choice is pretty obvious.
16. You instantly distrust anyone who doesn’t share the same love of Pandas as you do.
17. Relationships couldn’t happen if your OH doesn’t like your metal-baby.
18. Everything your Panda does is just cute. They can do no wrong.
19. You have bits of your Panda in the lounge, dining room, bedroom......
20. You refuse to move your Panda, because they look so cute parked across your neighbour's drive.
21. If something has anything Panda-related on it, you have to buy it.
22. Your lunch breaks are spent watching Panda videos on YouTube.
23. You get distracted if you see a cute Panda on the street.
24. And automatically want to take it home.
25. You think at least 10 times a day that life would be so much easier if you were a Panda too.
:devil:
