True.
Princess hasn't commented and is nodoubt not particularly bothered.
Maybe I misread your post.
My reply would have been "Read the bloody manual! There's loads of interesting and useful information in there" or "Have you tried turning the oil cap anti-clockwise?"
and the replies would have been along the lines of
"You HORRIBLE HORRIBLE MAN!!!!"
etc etc etc
There seems to be a pattern with 500 owners of being rather unwilling to help themselves and rear the manual or use the search function and they just want to come here and be fed information. Telling someone to read the manual always invites hostility because very few people on here actually want to learn things on their own, so when someone else is told to do it they're a "horrible horrible man"