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Panda (Classic) Oh man the Mrs. is NOT going to be happy...

Introduction

Well as you know I have only just come on the scene with my '87 Panda 4x4, between me and a good mate of mine we have two 4x4s that we run as daily drivers and as I'm sure many classic Panda owners know, bits are often hard to come by - especially specifics for the 4x4.

SO I've managed to get hold of a whole Panda-shaped box full of everything we need... and here she is!









Naturally I have brought her back to our house tonight and graced the driveway with her presence, to which she has replied by leaking various fluids all over the flags.
She's been sat in a field for nearly two years and I've been after her for a while now (had to wait for the price to be right!). Everything is jammed, brakes, suspension, steering, there are no keys and you can see the floor from inside the car. As far as I'm concerned she's a breaker and not a maker - but you guys and ladies may have other thoughts so please feel free to voice (or just type) your opinions. (y)
I'm guessing your Wife has seen the new addition? And that one of the following has happened:

1. She hasn't noticed it yet
2. She just thinks you're holding it for someone
3. She saw it, beat you to death and is now pretending to be you to avoid suspicion
4. She saw it and is now gentley rocking back and forth in the corner uttering "No....not again...noo!!" Repeatedly

:D
 
I'm guessing your Wife has seen the new addition? And that one of the following has happened:

1. She hasn't noticed it yet
2. She just thinks you're holding it for someone
3. She saw it, beat you to death and is now pretending to be you to avoid suspicion
4. She saw it and is now gentley rocking back and forth in the corner uttering "No....not again...noo!!" Repeatedly

:D

Hmm, my Sisley arrived a week or so ago and got tucked up safely in my neighbours garage. We were walking in the park yesterday and the neighbour was walking towards us, I started sweating! Please don't mention the car I'm thinking :eek: we had I quick chat (no cars mentioned) and started walking away... Oh Jamie, can I move the car you've got in my garage as I need to get to a few things at the back. Err, yeah ok let's talk later I'm in a bit of a rush now! We start walking home and I can see the cogs working. 1 minute later, so what car have you got in his garage then?? RUMBLED :eek: :bang:
 
Hmm, my Sisley arrived a week or so ago and got tucked up safely in my neighbours garage. We were walking in the park yesterday and the neighbour was walking towards us, I started sweating! Please don't mention the car I'm thinking :eek: we had I quick chat (no cars mentioned) and started walking away... Oh Jamie, can I move the car you've got in my garage as I need to get to a few things at the back. Err, yeah ok let's talk later I'm in a bit of a rush now! We start walking home and I can see the cogs working. 1 minute later, so what car have you got in his garage then?? RUMBLED :eek: :bang:

Just tell her if she 'forgets' about the car. you'll forget to do a shoe and handbag audit :p
 
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