Off topic.............Nuicance phone calls

[Roberto]

My friend said 'I'm going to chop off the bottom of one of your trouser legs and put it in a library.' I thought 'That's a turn-up for the books.


So I was getting into my car, and this bloke says to me "Can you give me a lift?" I said "Sure, you look great, the world's your oyster, go for it.


So I went down my local ice-cream shop, and said 'I want to buy an ice-cream'. He said Hundreds & thousands?' I said 'We'll start with one.' He said 'Knickerbocker glory?' I said 'I do get a certain amount of freedom in these trousers, yes.'


I went to Millets and said 'I want to buy a tent.' He said 'To camp?', I said [butchly] 'Sorry, I want to buy a tent.' I said 'I also want to buy a caravan.' He said 'Camper?' I said [campily] 'Make your mind up.'


Now, most dentist's chairs go up and down, don't they? The one I was in went back and forwards. I thought 'This is unusual'. And the dentist said to me 'Get out of the filing cabinet.'


Rob

 

[Anonymous]

Jesus Christ when did jimmy cricket, cannon and ball and duncan norvelle join the forum, i think there is a bit of john craven in there as well ( over 30's will know what i mean )
" why are they made of meat" classic though.

 

[A-J]

I would just like to state that Mr Eric Morecambe was in fact a relation he was married to my dads aunt!

Had to be said.