*Off topic*...Joke ! it's a good one !

[Kimmy]

tehe

Genetics Gone Horribly, Horribly Wrong

What do you get when you cross a donkey with an onion?

A piece of ass that will bring tears to your eyes!

 

[Kimmy]

classic...

Gonna Marry

A redneck boy runs into his house and proclaims, "I've found the girl that I'm gonna marry! And she's a virgin!"
Incensed, his father pounds his fist on the table.

"There's no way you'll marry that girl! If she aint' good enough for her own family, she ain't good enough for ours."

 

[Kimmy]

ewwwww

Gross, Grosser, Grossest

What's grosser than gross?
Two vampires fighting over a bloody tampon.
What's grosser than that?
Finding a used condom on the bottom of a mayonnaise jar.

What's grosser than that?
When you open the refigerator and the rump rost farts in your face.

You want to know what's grosser than that?
When you sit on your grandpa's lap and he pops a boner.

But the one thing that is grosser than that is when you are siting on your grandma's lap and she pops a boner.

 

[Kimmy]

ohh im good ....lol

Gross, Grosser, Grossest II

What's grosser than gross?
Ten babies in one mail box.
What's grosser than that?
One baby in ten mailboxes.

What's grosser than that?
Biting into a pickle and finding a vein.

What's grosser than that?
A cheerleader doing a split and sticking to the floor.

What's grosser than that?
A girl thinking she has crabs only to find it's fruit flies because her cherry rotted.

 

[Kimmy]

Re: ohh im good ....lol

Hamburger Helper

What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection?
Quarter Pounder with Cheese.

 

[Kimmy]

Re: ohh im good ....lol

How does herpes leave the hospital?

How does herpes leave the hospital?
On crotches.

 

[Kimmy]

wicked....

Hide the Duke

A boy was meeting his girlfriend's parents for the first time for dinner. After dinner, his girlfriend and her mother left the room to do the dishes, leaving him with the father and the dog Duke, who was sitting underneath the boy's chair. Unfortunately, it was a large dinner and he really had to fart. He stealthily let out a quiet, but audible, fart.
"Duke!" the dad yelled.

"This is great!" the boy thought. "He thinks the dog is farting!" So he let out another one.

"Duke!" the father barked. The boy thought he was homefree so he let everything out at once in a really loud and smelly fart.

"Duke! Get out of there before the boy shits on you!"

 

[Danny]

Re: ohh im good ....lol

oh my god these are amazing more, more,lol

 

[Kimmy]

im a genius i know !!

Gay Picnic

Q: How do you know you're at a gay picnic?

A: If the hotdogs have fudge on them

 

[Kimmy]

woopwoop

Jane's Addiction

Q: What's the diffrence between a hooker and a drug dealer?
A: A hooker can't clean her crack and re-sell it

 

[Kimmy]

im good im good ...lol

Glories of old age

Q: What does an old woman have that a young woman doesn't?

A: A belly button between her boobs.

 

[Kimmy]

hoho

Doggy Style

Q: Why does a dog lick himself?

A: Because he can't make a fist.

 

[Kimmy]

Re: hoho

Picture perfect

A husband said to his wife, "I will take a photo of your breasts and frame it ."
The wife said to her husband, "I will take a photo of your ***** and enlarge it."

 

[Kimmy]

Stop

Ok im gonna stop now, the number of threads iv put on here now, im gonna get told off by the big men soon !

Kimmy x

 

[Danny]

Re: Stop

e-mail them if you wanna they are quality. dont worry about it if you cant be assed or havnt got the time but i love it and so do my work colleagues.
[email protected]

 

[Kimmy]

yeah sure

ok babe ill mail you in a bit, im off to lunch now until 1pm, so ill mail you when i get back in, stand by lol !!

Kimmy xx

 

[wiggy]

Re: yeah sure

ok me too
[email protected]

 

[Kimmy]

Wiggy

no worries babe!

 

[Kimmy]

email

Did everyone get there emails alright??
Kimmy xxx