I won't start a new topic but I have had a few near misses too: Been driving since Friday June 13th 2003 so not long but it seems as if danger follows me( i swear I am not the cause!)
I did my pass plus during the summer and that had been my first drive on the motorway. It was the week (or weekend?) when the weather was so hot that the trains had to be limited to speed to prevent buckling etc. My girlfriend and I were going to an open day at Sheffield University and were going by train but I persauded dad to let me drive his Scenic (1.9 dti

) instead to avoid the train problems. My real reason was because I really wanted to go on the motorway - a feeling I am sure many of you can emphasise with being a new driver.
Anyway, everything had been fine, good drive, no problems then on the way back down the M1 we were a bit peckish so dropped into a service station, had a bite to eat then got back on the motorway.
Bearing in mind I had only come on motorway slip roads about 8 times or so at this point I wasn't that good. I came down, got up to speed, check back and there is a huge low loader lorry coming. I judge that I don't think I should go infront so brake and wait for it to come past. I am not quite sure at this point but I believe it may have also braked to let me in but didn't flash etc. and I wasn't exactly looking back too much at his speed. So there is me going down one of those pitifully short slip roads out of a service station and having to wait for a mile long lorry to go past by which point I am doing something like 30mph and out of slip road a few metres onto the hard shoulder then finally pull in behind him.
If i had gone I am sure he would have gone up my ass so hard I would never have remembered. If I hadn't had slowed down so much as early I would have been half way home on the hard shoulder before I got on.
The excess when I was driving that was £500 (Being 17!) so I am fairly glad it went ok.
Now I hate slip roads in any form! I keep thinking of that long low loader slowly slowly coming along side of me and having nowhere to go!
Sorry about your problems Helz, what an idiot, I bet he was so surprised when you slowed from 40 to 30 as you came to the 30 sign.
Paul