The stalker. She was ****ing obsesssed, tried convincing me she knew many relatively famouse folk when in fact, I did and she didn't. But she never knew that (I cant go into much more detail, but lets just say it was funny as hell)
depends on the ex, my most recent ex, i don't have any nicknames 4 cos we parted on good terms and are still friends.
my ex b4 that, well, beast, slut, thing. thats just a few that come 2 mind! lol!