Lol i was talking with somebody last night who actually went to school with the main guy in this song. Turns out he isn't remotely neddy and is a relatively sound guy, just smart enough to cash in on the fact everybody likes laughing at neds.
Its very possible to be scarred like that without being a ned. It just takes running into a gang of em or a craaaaazy ex :shock: . Take it from a non ned with a few scars (not on my face thankfully).