Mrs. Beard went out tonight for a couple of hours tonight so I thought I would prove once and for all that I can cook as well as 'er indoors. As a result I had a feast fit for a King. Namely, Brown sauce sandwiches with sausages. This is a little like sausage sandwiches with brown sauce except the sauce came out of the bottle a little too quickly.
Even so it tasted.....well.....how can I put this? Saucy is perhaps the best way of describing it.
Right, now to e-mail Michael Winner, Gordon Ramsey and Endsleigh Harricot. I can now look forward to my apearance on Come Puke With Me.