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oh thought those were mrs daves hands being so girly an all 
oh thought those were mrs daves hands being so girly an all
Yeah c'mon Dave, admit it. You hurt your finger while knitting
I once split the top of my left index finger open. Was trying to bash down the top of a locking tab with a chisel and a mallet. Chisel slipped, finger ended up on top of the sticking up tab, mallet hit finger hard. Top split open and wrecked fingernail, blood everywhere but it didn't hurt
Just sort of went numb.As I was in the middle of a breakers yard removing a steering rack all I could find was some insulating tape. Wrapped it round the top of my finger and carried on removing the rack as I needed it desperately!
Even more ironically was that I was working as a professional musician at the time (bass player), and had to play a series of gigs a few days later. My damaged finger was my fret hand, and of course a day after it happend the finger swelled up and hurt like hell. Somehow I still managed to play the gigs only using three fret fingers and not the index finger, which isn't easy considering that the index finger is the main one that gets used...
Anyway, Dave, get some alcohol spirits (vodka/ brandy etc.), pour some in the cut (it will hurt like fcuk but then it will go numb and the alcohol also acts as a disinfectant) then drink the rest and you'll feel no more pain
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i bleed again so i went walk in center, but it was shut, so i went a&e
i see nurse quite quick he say ooo it still bleeding you best see a doctor, he tied my hand to my sholder and i had to wait 4 hours to see this doctor, he just said put presure on it, an give me tetnus jab i no bother going there no more, no stich no glue or nuffink.
blooming male nurses should be banned
i see nurse quite quick he say ooo it still bleeding you best see a doctor, he tied my hand to my sholder and i had to wait 4 hours to see this doctor, he just said put presure on it, an give me tetnus jab i no bother going there no more, no stich no glue or nuffink.
blooming male nurses should be banned
blooming male nurses should be banned
And you didn't listen to my advice to use vodka either
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And you didn't listen to my advice to use vodka either
i had already left, i no drink anyway
so are you trained to teah daves a lesson for going a&e on a saturday night for just a cut finger by making me wait 4 hours for the doctor to say just press it? :bang:
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i cut my left index finger open trying to get the stone out of an avocardo, long story, and had to goto A&E.. got seen straight away cos got there at like 7am or summit.. all they did was bandage me up.. proper bad like full hand.. all i did was cut my finger! said i was really lucky cos just missed stuff that could of stopped my finger like.. working proper.. or summit.
i cut my left index finger open trying to get the stone out of an avocardo, long story, and had to goto A&E.. got seen straight away cos got there at like 7am or summit.. all they did was bandage me up.. proper bad like full hand.. all i did was cut my finger! said i was really lucky cos just missed stuff that could of stopped my finger like.. working proper.. or summit.
oh dear,big knife just drive it into the stone at a 12 to 6 oclock position.
and turn the knife
well i knew that.. but i decided id hold the avacardo while i was doing it... tapped with knife once.. tried to twist.. no stone.
tapped again.. knife went through stone, flesh, and skin.. and then down to the bone on my left index got a lovely scar.. and nearly fainted.
ran into dining room crying and holding my finger while dad was in the conservtry not being able to hear a word i said.. so i was stood boucning around infront of the glass door for 5 mins before he realised summit was up lol
if i had never gone to catering college.. or become a chef.. i never would have spent hundreds of pounds on big expensive posh knifes that have the ability to nearly take my finger off.
hindsight is a wonderfull thing! lol
tapped again.. knife went through stone, flesh, and skin.. and then down to the bone on my left index
got a lovely scar.. and nearly fainted.ran into dining room crying and holding my finger while dad was in the conservtry not being able to hear a word i said.. so i was stood boucning around infront of the glass door for 5 mins before he realised summit was up lol
if i had never gone to catering college.. or become a chef.. i never would have spent hundreds of pounds on big expensive posh knifes that have the ability to nearly take my finger off.
hindsight is a wonderfull thing! lol
well i knew that.. but i decided id hold the avacardo while i was doing it... tapped with knife once.. tried to twist.. no stone.
tapped again.. knife went through stone, flesh, and skin.. and then down to the bone on my left index
ran into dining room crying and holding my finger while dad was in the conservtry not being able to hear a word i said.. so i was stood boucning around infront of the glass door for 5 mins before he realised summit was up lol
if i had never gone to catering college.. or become a chef.. i never would have spent hundreds of pounds on big expensive posh knifes that have the ability to nearly take my finger off.
hindsight is a wonderfull thing! lol
:shakehead prep'd 100's of avacados and never put a knife through the stone :nutter: some people should stick to pot noodles :nerner:
