Moddifying my car

[Patrick]

After reading all the very intresting posts here about modding cars, I have decided to do mine. I am going to do the interior first, so that I get maximum pleasure for the money I spend, I realise that everybody has their own idea about what to to and what not to do, but I would appreciate a little help on my first project.

The question is.........what type of air freshner should I go for? I am thinking of maybe, mountain fresh or pine forest, and should I go for the traffic lights one, or something more radicle and funky, like the simpsons?

Thanks for any advice

 

[Chris]

Cutting edge modifying hehe, the ripspeed ones look good - the little black boxes with a silver top, that stick onto the dash and are refillable - but I dunno if there's anyway good to put it on the Bravo.

 

[Patrick]

Web site

Is there a web site where I can look at pics of them, or a catlouge I can get hold off?

How much do they cost?

Are second hand ones any good?

Will Nige post a pic of my air freshner if I ask him?

 

[Anonymous]

Re: Web site

is this a **** take??

 

[Patrick]

web site

Me, take the ****?

Never

I am just concered about weather the colour would match my sassi grey exterior and light blue interior, or do I need to get my seats recovered.

The air freshner definately sounds like the dogs bits, I was just wondering if perhaps the firm that supplies them also does logos for the back windsceen or anything like that?

 

[Kerr]

Re: web site

Inspired Patrick! Keep it coming!

 

[patrick]

Inspired?

Dont know what you mean mate, all I want to do is show a bit of taste and make my car look different from all the other ones out there, surely there is nothing wrong with that?

I thought that this was a site for top modders and people who really want the best out of their cars, and thats all I want.

I have seen some ace cars in the magaizines that my mom brings me on visting days and I have got so many plans.

I havent got a good ICE system yet, but I did get my mum to by the cassete of "The logical song" by scooter and I nearly know all the words now.

I have been practising with crayons and that and I think that a really thick blood red strip on my bonnet ( with a bad boy bulge and air vent) will look good against the sassi grey bodywork

 

[Dug]

Re: Inspired?

I believe Dynofug make a 4000 Watt air freshener, that fits conveniently in the hole left when you take out the rear seats. It's currently winning a lot of the popular 'smell offs' (They use pig sh*t as a control smell, it's the shear intensity of the smell that's important, rather than the quality).

It won't take more than 40% of your engine power, but you might want to put a bacofoil tube on the back of your exhaust system to get some of the power back.

Also, you might want to consider fitting a deep charge submarine battery, so you can run it for longer than 42 seconds with the engine switched off.

I'm looking for some neon tyres, does anyone know where I can get them, and will 44 inch rims fit under the arches?

 

[patrick]

snap

Funny you should mention tyres, I had some specially imported ones called Carlos Fandango extra wide road wheels, they looked really mint mate, but I ripped half the garden wall down trying to back out of my driveway.

I can easily get rid of the back seat, and even the front seat really cause no ne like riding with me( not even Sam) and I just cant thing why.

Will keep any eye out next time I am on day release and we go past any shope that shell car stuff.

P.S. Have you any adult mage you dont want any more?

 

[Rob D]

Re: snap

Pat, have you being taking stand up comedy lessons or something?? hahah

I'm even finding Dugs comments amsusing! lol. The uprated battery was pure comic genius!

Keep em coming as this thread has cheered my day right up!

 

[rowan skinner]

Re: snap

Oh air fresners-
I just got a induction kit air freshner, sucks loads of air in from my rude air intake (hole in the bonnet), and blows it into the car!!!!
The expansion of gas caused by the smelly stuff, makes my car go faster, as it works like a type of rocket engine.
I got a extra 0.0325 bhp form this mod, and wait for this....it only cost £675, great mod for my £30 nova!!

i recomend this induction air-freshner

 

[Patrick]

FAO Rowan Skinner and Rob D

I am sorry, I am not here to amuse the likes of you, if I had realised that this wasnt a proper modders site I would never have broken into the wardens office to get here, I would have gone this one instead

tohttp://www4.bianca.com/shack/parlor/fantasies/

However, having said that, if there are any other serious modders who are looking into interior design and fragrence, as they often go together, perha[s they can drop me a line, please dont seal the envelope as they have to check my mail anyway.

My mom is looking after my car till I get out, it should be worth more than, cause right now it has a lot of miles on the clock, so I have told her to frive round in reverse from now on, that should bring it down a bit.

I have been loking at coloured speedos dials but they seem right expensive and so I might just borrow my mims nail varnish and paint over the interior light, good idea eh?

 

[Sam]

This guy deserves my body

Its the least I can do, I want babies by him

 

[Sam]

Air Freshner

To upbeat this little charade....!

There was a blonde who rolled her car. When the police officer came to the car he asked, "Lady what happened."
The blonde replied, "I was driving down the road when i saw a tree so I swirved and there was another tree, I swirved agian another tree."
The police officer stoped and said,"That was your air freshner we're in the middle of the desert.

X

 

[Patrick]

So painfull !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Like a lumpy milshake

 

[Patrick]

This is what we in the trade call a joke

Back in the swinging 60s, Michael Caine is holding a big showbiz party in his swanky new house.

Everyone who is anyone is there-top stars from the film world and pop world.

Lennon and McCartney are helping themselves at the bar, Jim Morrison and his band are sitting on the couch singing " Light my fire".

All is going really well, until Jim Morrison decides he's bored out of his skull, and wants to go home for an early night.

"0i Jim" objects Micheal Caine, "party's only just started, hows about I get one of the ladies to take you into the bed room for a bit of hows your father"?

"Fair play" says Jim "As long as she does the rest of the band too"

"Not a problem Jim" smiles Micheal, as he pulls a young dolly bird close and whispers instructions in her ear

Half an hour later, the young girl is just wiping her chin, when in walks Ringo Starr from the Beatles

"Allright love?" He says "dont suppose you want to do the same to me"?

The young woman thinks about it, decidedes what the hell and proceeds to unzip his flies and get to work.

Ringo is having a great time, until, mere moments before the end, the door flies open and Micheal Caine bursts in. He grabs the young girl by the hair and slaps her hard across the face!

"What was that for?" she whimpers

"I told you" Caine snarls "You're only supposed to blow the bloody doors off............

 

[rowan skinner]

Re: This is what we in the trade call a joke

air freshners to swinging 60's joke - i dont see the link sorry...

ps: i do have a pic of my nova with a customised rocket inlet fragrence booster with noz and 24 point injection, that is mounted in the bonnet.

 

[patrick]

The weakest link

I was trying to show Sam what a joke was.

Are you going to send your pic in ???

 

[rowan skinner]

Re: The weakest link

Well i have a slight problem with taking a picture of the car.
My camera is unable to zoom out enough to fit the whole car into the picture, this is due to the shire size of its exhaust and the massive air intake on the bonnet. I have used the exhaust off a Oil tanker, so the suspention has been uprated in order to fit it under the car.
I just sent a e-mail to the US govermet to get them to take a photo of the car with there satalight spy camera as that is the only camera that is able to zoom out enough to fit the whole car into the picture.

Sorry.


King regards.
Rowan Skinner

 

[Kerr]

Re: Re: The weakest link

I wish this forum was always like this!