>A man was standing next in line at a checkout, when the attractive
>blonde woman in front of him turned around and gave him a big smile.
>"Hello," she said, as she waited for her change.
>
>"Er, I'm sorry. Do I know you?" The man said in some confusion.
>
>"Oh, my mistake. I thought you were the father of one of my children,"
>she said apologetically, and picking up her shopping, she left the store.
>
>The man was astonished. He thought, "How amazing that a good looking
>woman like that should have forgotten who fathered her children."
>Then he began to worry.
>
>He had had an encounter in his youth that could have resulted in a child
>he didn't know about. She had been blonde, pretty, and about the same
>height.
>
>On leaving the store, he saw the woman getting into her car. He ran over
>to her and said, "Look, you couldn't have been the girl I met that night at
>a party in Hampstead, in 1980 could you? We shagged on the billiards table
>in front of everyone, things got really wild and I got so drunk that I
>didn't get your telephone number."
>
>The woman looked utterly outraged, "I teach your son English."
>blonde woman in front of him turned around and gave him a big smile.
>"Hello," she said, as she waited for her change.
>
>"Er, I'm sorry. Do I know you?" The man said in some confusion.
>
>"Oh, my mistake. I thought you were the father of one of my children,"
>she said apologetically, and picking up her shopping, she left the store.
>
>The man was astonished. He thought, "How amazing that a good looking
>woman like that should have forgotten who fathered her children."
>Then he began to worry.
>
>He had had an encounter in his youth that could have resulted in a child
>he didn't know about. She had been blonde, pretty, and about the same
>height.
>
>On leaving the store, he saw the woman getting into her car. He ran over
>to her and said, "Look, you couldn't have been the girl I met that night at
>a party in Hampstead, in 1980 could you? We shagged on the billiards table
>in front of everyone, things got really wild and I got so drunk that I
>didn't get your telephone number."
>
>The woman looked utterly outraged, "I teach your son English."
