Loud Bang

[Captain Mike]

Right im at work (Soho) and i just heard a really loud bang actually felt it on the 4th floor of my office.

if its a bomb/terrorist attack then i am the first to report on it (in the world)

if its the builders outside my office then im a loser

 

[ChrisUK]

Fat lead programmer fall down the stairs? :nerner:

 

[luvduvs]

My money's on the latter.

 

[Captain Mike]

Fat lead programmer fall down the stairs? :nerner:

WTF's a lead programmer?

 

[jug]

WTF's a lead programmer?

a socially retarded 40 year old who cant tuck himself in because they havent made a shirt that big, but tell him what you need and his brain generates the code immediately, fully tested before is it even written. thats why he gets paid £75k per year. secretly he dreams of having an office with a window, and he'd happily swap a year's salary for sex with a real live human woman, just once.

 

[ChrisUK]

a socially retarded 40 year old who cant tuck himself in because they havent made a shirt that big, but tell him what you need and his brain generates the code immediately, fully tested before is it even written. thats why he gets paid £75k per year. secretly he dreams of having an office with a window, and he'd happily swap a year's salary for sex with a real live human woman, just once.

Perfect right down to the last detail . You forgot the shorts, and socks with sandals. And the disgusting diets such as raw squid.

 

[Captain Mike]

a socially retarded 40 year old who cant tuck himself in because they havent made a shirt that big, but tell him what you need and his brain generates the code immediately, fully tested before is it even written. thats why he gets paid £75k per year. secretly he dreams of having an office with a window, and he'd happily swap a year's salary for sex with a real live human woman, just once.

enough about you.

so whats a lead Programmer

GOD IM FUNNY

 

[ChrisUK]

GOD IM FUNNY

Go home

 

[Captain Mike]

Go home

45 minutes ooooo

Dave's coming round tonight with alloys

 

[ChrisUK]

45 minutes ooooo

Dave's coming round tonight with alloys

What alloys? Punto Sporting?

 

[Captain Mike]

What alloys? Punto Sporting?

no im not gay.

the ones dave had in the Donny pics

 

[jug]

the white ones?! i thought dave saw sense and put them back on.

 

[Captain Mike]

the white ones?! i thought dave saw sense and put them back on.

no silver:doh:

haha and whilst i was searching gallery look what i found

 

[jug]

wow jug porn, what a great find i even have my sexy tongue at the ready, now you can look at me while you touch yourself without paying for it.

is it just me or is dave's bumper a different colour?

 

[Captain Mike]

wow jug porn, what a great find i even have my sexy tongue at the ready, now you can look at me while you touch yourself without paying for it.

is it just me or is dave's bumper a different colour?

yes it seems it is:chin:

due to raining?

bad picture?

someone get Dave to explain

 

[bandido41]

yeah and so are his skirts

 

[jug]

yeah and so are his skirts

ssshh!! we're not allowed to talk about the cross dressing in public

 

[Captain Mike]

yeah and so are his skirts

yeah how queer

ssshh!! we're not allowed to talk about the cross dressing in public

 

[Magical Trevor]

wow jug porn, what a great find i even have my sexy tongue at the ready, now you can look at me while you touch yourself without paying for it.

is it just me or is dave's bumper a different colour?

Quite probably one of the most random posts I'll ever make, but you have awesome teeth


(yes, I realise I'm weird)

 

[ChrisUK]

Aye he's a handsome brute.

I'd tap that if I was that way inclined