Laxatives in Stella??:Off Topic

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Laxatives in Stella??:Off Topic

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I reckon this is a real posibility, i cant figure out why, but i can have a skin full of any lager an wake up relativley fine, have the same stella's an im shitting like a trooper. Or is this just the dodge beer they serve in Ash-Vegas??

Mike

--Sitting balanced on one cheek--
 
Mate,
Stella is loopy juice. Been known as "wife beater" since I started drinking. Ask the French what they think to it and you'll see why they drink wine and we, as a nation spend a good portion of our wages getting fecked over on the stuff. They hardly drink it because it gets brewed in about 25 mins in a factory near Dagenham. I haven't drunk it for over a year now because after 5 pints I either want to puke or start a fight (wrong)and there is nothing "reassuring" about the price.
Marko
 
Re: Re: Laxatives in Stella??:Off Topic

AY the term wifebeater is known well in our parts as well, it tends to be the only lager i touch next to carlsberg export. no matter the side effects i still reach for the stella everytime, as long as its a good pint, every so often u get one that tastes like brasso, think the retarded mules of ashton (Apologies Wimmy) use this product to make the taps all shiny but dont realise this stuff dont taste too good,

hold on, that could be why im doing so much crapping!! think ill enquire bout this.

Mike
 
Re: Re: Re: Laxatives in Stella??:Off Topic

Lol,

Mike - DONT TOUCH PINTS IN ASH-VEGAS!!! Stick to the bottles. Stella is only 99p a bottle in Tom n Jerry anyway :)
 
Re: Re: Re: Re: Laxatives in Stella??:Off Topic

Wife beater around here is Stella with Smirnoff Ice (kinda like shandy).

It has a real kick!

Dill.
 
Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Laxatives in Stella??:Off Topic

They're called Turbo or Power shandy's round these here parts, have 5 a them an u go blind
 
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