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patrick
Guest
Do be polite. Be courteous, give us compliments, and flatter us like you would an attractive girl in your local pub. Many guys don't do this, seeing as they don't have to - they know if they hand over the cash we get our kit off, as it's our job. But you'll get a more enthusiastic, more intimate dance if you make the effort to.
Don't ask the dancer's real name. If we were going to tell you our real names as soon as you asked we wouldn't bother with stage names. We have stage names as a strip club is an erotic fantasy environment. Enjoy that Foxy is indeed foxy or Crystal is sparkling company - do you really want to know that her real name is Jane, she's having a scan on her bad knee at the hospital next week, she's annoyed with her boyfriend for not cleaning the bathroom and that she's got terrible period pains?
Do look wherever you like. You're paying for this pleasure, so allow your eyes to roam wherever they want over her body. It doesn't make us uncomfortable. Although, craning your neck back and forth watching our p***y like it's the ball at Wimbledon will make us think you're a bit sad.
Don't try to touch. No, you can't touch the dancers, at all. Trying to, or constantly asking to, will ensure you get an at-a-distance dance. Keeping your hands to yourself and not suggesting you are likely to grab us means we will trust you and you'll get a much more up-close-and-personal dance. If you're lucky enough to be at a venue where you're getting an actual on-the-lap lapdance, don't start thrusting your crotch up towards her as she gyrates against you. She'll be a foot away before your second thrust.
Do feel free to make polite requests. Again, we're here to please you, so "I love watching you play with your tits, can you do it some more?" or similar requests are fine.
Don't ask whether you can lick her nipples. This is the most popular request. See 'don't touch', above. And anyway, imagine if we said 'yes' to you all, how many other men's saliva you'd be licking off?
Do smell nice. Stinky armpits and bad breath do not make us want to get close to you during a dance. On the other hand, the hint of a good fragrance can work wonders. Anyone wearing Gucci Envy for Men gets the closest dance from me.
Don't tell tales. Saying "the other girl let me stroke her thigh" won't make us do the same. In fact, if we were thinking of allowing you a sneaky feel, we most certainly won't if we think you're going to tell everyone.
Do take plenty of cash with you. Many clubs offer a 'dance voucher' scheme where you can buy vouchers with your credit card. However they usually charge you an 'administrative fee', then when the dancer trades the voucher for cash at the end of the night they charge her too. It's cheaper for you, and makes more money for her, just to give her cash.
Don't ask for her number. We're not allowed to give numbers out to customers. If we do actually really fancy you, and want to see you (and your wallet) again, we'll find a way to get our number to you. You can however ask if she has a website, and whether you can contact her via that.
Do ask waiting staff to bring over a girl you like. If you're in a sit-down club and the curvy blonde the other side of the room has caught your attention, feel free to ask your drinks waitress to bring her over. If you're in a strip pub which does one-to-one dances, go up to the dancer of your choice and ask her. Don't be shy - this is the one environment where you can ask a beautiful girl to get her kit off for you and she's guaranteed to say yes. Obviously though, if she's sitting with another customer, wait until she's finished.
Don't waste her time. If a girl who isn't your type asks if you want a dance, decline politely - "I'm fine at the moment thanks" or "maybe later". If such a girl sits down at your table and starts to chat, and you know you don't want a dance from her, tell her so (politely!) - "I realise that you're here working, so I should let you know I don't want a dance at the moment" is greatly appreciated. It saves your time too - once she's buggered off, that hottie in the corner is free to head over.
Do put your money where your mouth is. Telling us all about your houses and cars and how we're the sexiest women you've ever seen then not having a dance isn't nice.
Don't ask whether she's a prostitute. The vast majority of us are not. A tiny minority probably are, just as in any profession - your 40-something office receptionist could well be doing one night a week at an escort agency. If your dancer does extra services and thinks you may be a potential client, she'll let you know.
Do leave before you get too pissed. We often see polite, good-looking attractive guys, who get us fantasising about breaking our "no dating customers" rule, turn into rude, dribbling, offensive oafs a few pints later. If you want an enthusiastic welcome next time you come to the club, know your alcohol limits.
One additional point - wack off first and save yourself a bundle.
Don't ask the dancer's real name. If we were going to tell you our real names as soon as you asked we wouldn't bother with stage names. We have stage names as a strip club is an erotic fantasy environment. Enjoy that Foxy is indeed foxy or Crystal is sparkling company - do you really want to know that her real name is Jane, she's having a scan on her bad knee at the hospital next week, she's annoyed with her boyfriend for not cleaning the bathroom and that she's got terrible period pains?
Do look wherever you like. You're paying for this pleasure, so allow your eyes to roam wherever they want over her body. It doesn't make us uncomfortable. Although, craning your neck back and forth watching our p***y like it's the ball at Wimbledon will make us think you're a bit sad.
Don't try to touch. No, you can't touch the dancers, at all. Trying to, or constantly asking to, will ensure you get an at-a-distance dance. Keeping your hands to yourself and not suggesting you are likely to grab us means we will trust you and you'll get a much more up-close-and-personal dance. If you're lucky enough to be at a venue where you're getting an actual on-the-lap lapdance, don't start thrusting your crotch up towards her as she gyrates against you. She'll be a foot away before your second thrust.
Do feel free to make polite requests. Again, we're here to please you, so "I love watching you play with your tits, can you do it some more?" or similar requests are fine.
Don't ask whether you can lick her nipples. This is the most popular request. See 'don't touch', above. And anyway, imagine if we said 'yes' to you all, how many other men's saliva you'd be licking off?
Do smell nice. Stinky armpits and bad breath do not make us want to get close to you during a dance. On the other hand, the hint of a good fragrance can work wonders. Anyone wearing Gucci Envy for Men gets the closest dance from me.
Don't tell tales. Saying "the other girl let me stroke her thigh" won't make us do the same. In fact, if we were thinking of allowing you a sneaky feel, we most certainly won't if we think you're going to tell everyone.
Do take plenty of cash with you. Many clubs offer a 'dance voucher' scheme where you can buy vouchers with your credit card. However they usually charge you an 'administrative fee', then when the dancer trades the voucher for cash at the end of the night they charge her too. It's cheaper for you, and makes more money for her, just to give her cash.
Don't ask for her number. We're not allowed to give numbers out to customers. If we do actually really fancy you, and want to see you (and your wallet) again, we'll find a way to get our number to you. You can however ask if she has a website, and whether you can contact her via that.
Do ask waiting staff to bring over a girl you like. If you're in a sit-down club and the curvy blonde the other side of the room has caught your attention, feel free to ask your drinks waitress to bring her over. If you're in a strip pub which does one-to-one dances, go up to the dancer of your choice and ask her. Don't be shy - this is the one environment where you can ask a beautiful girl to get her kit off for you and she's guaranteed to say yes. Obviously though, if she's sitting with another customer, wait until she's finished.
Don't waste her time. If a girl who isn't your type asks if you want a dance, decline politely - "I'm fine at the moment thanks" or "maybe later". If such a girl sits down at your table and starts to chat, and you know you don't want a dance from her, tell her so (politely!) - "I realise that you're here working, so I should let you know I don't want a dance at the moment" is greatly appreciated. It saves your time too - once she's buggered off, that hottie in the corner is free to head over.
Do put your money where your mouth is. Telling us all about your houses and cars and how we're the sexiest women you've ever seen then not having a dance isn't nice.
Don't ask whether she's a prostitute. The vast majority of us are not. A tiny minority probably are, just as in any profession - your 40-something office receptionist could well be doing one night a week at an escort agency. If your dancer does extra services and thinks you may be a potential client, she'll let you know.
Do leave before you get too pissed. We often see polite, good-looking attractive guys, who get us fantasising about breaking our "no dating customers" rule, turn into rude, dribbling, offensive oafs a few pints later. If you want an enthusiastic welcome next time you come to the club, know your alcohol limits.
One additional point - wack off first and save yourself a bundle.
