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Emma
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Hey all, just been reading the jokes, and remembered this one.
A 30 yr old couple are playing golf, the man showing his wife how to play, so she hits the ball so hard goes over the green, smashes a house window. They go over to apoligise and pay for any damage.
Knock on the door....... A man answers they apologize....
He says "yeah, not fussed on the window, but the ball also smashed a 100 year old vase too". .............. "But hey in that vase was a genie and here i am" so u are my new masters.
Three wishes shared between us. One for u sir, one for u Madame and of course one for me.
The woman perks up “I want a fabulous life, villas in Spain etc, cars galore”…….
He snaps his fingers “done|”…. “And u sir”………
“ I want a 100 mil in the bank”……Snap of the fingers ….. “done for you”.
“Now for my wish, I haven't had a female in 100 years, just to have s a female next to me, sexual relations and all” the woman perks up “well for all u have done for us, ill give you that now and u can use your wish to free yourself”.
The Genie perks up “That would be absolutely fantastic”….. they go up the stairs, after about 3 hours the husband goes up. “Now come on its about time it stopped isn't it”.
Out comes the genie, then the woman. Just as the couple get out the door, the man turns and says to the genie “are u not going to free yourself then”,
Genie replies……………. “ God **** in hell, how old are you, and you still believe in genies” And shuts the door.
A 30 yr old couple are playing golf, the man showing his wife how to play, so she hits the ball so hard goes over the green, smashes a house window. They go over to apoligise and pay for any damage.
Knock on the door....... A man answers they apologize....
He says "yeah, not fussed on the window, but the ball also smashed a 100 year old vase too". .............. "But hey in that vase was a genie and here i am" so u are my new masters.
Three wishes shared between us. One for u sir, one for u Madame and of course one for me.
The woman perks up “I want a fabulous life, villas in Spain etc, cars galore”…….
He snaps his fingers “done|”…. “And u sir”………
“ I want a 100 mil in the bank”……Snap of the fingers ….. “done for you”.
“Now for my wish, I haven't had a female in 100 years, just to have s a female next to me, sexual relations and all” the woman perks up “well for all u have done for us, ill give you that now and u can use your wish to free yourself”.
The Genie perks up “That would be absolutely fantastic”….. they go up the stairs, after about 3 hours the husband goes up. “Now come on its about time it stopped isn't it”.
Out comes the genie, then the woman. Just as the couple get out the door, the man turns and says to the genie “are u not going to free yourself then”,
Genie replies……………. “ God **** in hell, how old are you, and you still believe in genies” And shuts the door.