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A man has tickets for the Rugby World Cup Final. As he sits down, another man comes and asks if anyone is sitting in the seat next to him. He replies "The seat is empty." "This is incredible" said the man.
"Who in their right mind would have a seat like this for the World Cup Final, the biggest sporting event in the world, and not use it?"
He says "Well, actually, the seat belongs to me. I was supposed to come with my wife, but she passed away. This is the first Rugby Final we haven't been to together since we got married in 1987"
"Oh ... I'm sorry to hear that. That's terrible. But couldn't you find someone else - a friend or relative, or even a neighbour to take the seat?"
The man shakes his head, "No. They're all at the funeral."
"Who in their right mind would have a seat like this for the World Cup Final, the biggest sporting event in the world, and not use it?"
He says "Well, actually, the seat belongs to me. I was supposed to come with my wife, but she passed away. This is the first Rugby Final we haven't been to together since we got married in 1987"
"Oh ... I'm sorry to hear that. That's terrible. But couldn't you find someone else - a friend or relative, or even a neighbour to take the seat?"
The man shakes his head, "No. They're all at the funeral."
