Two old ladies are walking around an IKEA store and they are looking at a chest of drawers and one old lady says "Thats the one I'd get" and a cyclops jumps out of the drawers and punches her.
Well, I know from all our previous conversations that we are due to marry and have sex, kids, cheesey music collections etc., but wot about our 1st date? Am i movin too fast? haha!
Well, do I have to meet your folks?
Do I have to have you home at a decent hour?
How will you dress to impress bearing in mind we will go for a romantic dance and a disco etc
Um, so you've decided what we're gonna do then?
Um, What type of food? What type of Club?
As for meetin my parents? Well, I tawt I'd surprise em the day of the wedding! Dressing to impress... whatever I wear or dont wear shud be good enuff for u! It's my mind ur after, not my body! Remember?
