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lol ive had 2 young chavs step out in front of my car and they would not move blocking the whole road... this was a day before i was getting new front tyres so i thought f**k it ... made the car wheelspin while stayin relatively still.. then moved the clutch up a little more and got closer to them.. they were soon running quite fast lol :D (the road was wet so it did make it a little easier... and the fact that i had no tread left :))
 
swansea2007 said:
Lol my dad done something like that. He had a ford focus and some chav was on a scooter right up his arse so he decided to slam on *bang* chav slammed up against the boot of the car. The chav doen his load saying dont call the police as his mother would kill him. So he done what was best. He called the police . Well his insurance payed out anyway :)
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haha, lol. A little harsh? May be, may be not, but funny as. lol.
 
its easier to make friends with the local chav population, then they get out the way, and they dont damage your car while you're in the house.

how do you make friends? all it takes is a 5 min chat, laugh about the naughty things you did as a lad, give them some advice on how to cause some trouble without getting caught, tell them about the time you seriously kicked the crap out of someone for no apparent reason, let them know you've got a few convictions and had a few run ins with the cops, then they know not to screw with you and they also think you're one of them. then you've not only avoided the hassle of starting a war you've also developed a contact on the other side so you can get info about "who done it" next time there is a problem. you're also last on the list of targets when they're bored and want to start some mischief.

i've only lived in my house since the beginning of may but i already know all the local chavs, and they give me the nod of resect when i drive past. it makes life so much easier. i dont worry about anything happening to my car, and i know if it does i'll have a good chance if finding out who is responsible.

there are 3 ways to get people to do what you want; fear, love and respect. choosing the most appropriate method for any situation is important. in this situation a combination of fear and respect is imo the best option because it minimises the risk or damage to you property. fear alone would work, but fear with a bit of respect is better, and also easier to achieve.
 
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jug said:
its easier to make friends with the local chav population, then they get out the way, and they dont damage your car while you're in the house.

how do you make friends? all it takes is a 5 min chat, laugh about the naughty things you did as a lad, give them some advice on how to cause some trouble without getting caught, tell them about the time you seriously kicked the crap out of someone for no apparent reason, let them know you've got a few convictions and had a few run ins with the cops, then they know not to screw with you and they also think you're one of them. then you've not only avoided the hassle of starting a war you've also developed a contact on the other side so you can get info about "who done it" next time there is a problem. you're also last on the list of targets when they're bored and want to start some mischief.

i've only lived in my house since the beginning of may but i already know all the local chavs, and they give me the nod of resect when i drive past. it makes life so much easier. i dont worry about anything happening to my car, and i know if it does i'll have a good chance if finding out who is responsible.

there are 3 ways to get people to do what you want; fear, love and respect. choosing the most appropriate method for any situation is important. in this situation a combination of fear and respect is imo the best option because it minimises the risk or damage to you property. fear alone would work, but fear with a bit of respect is better, and also easier to achieve.
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Same here, I find it easier just to be friendly with em, I've never had any problem from any of them lol.
 
jug said:
its easier to make friends with the local chav population, then they get out the way, and they dont damage your car while you're in the house.

how do you make friends? all it takes is a 5 min chat, laugh about the naughty things you did as a lad, give them some advice on how to cause some trouble without getting caught, tell them about the time you seriously kicked the crap out of someone for no apparent reason, let them know you've got a few convictions and had a few run ins with the cops, then they know not to screw with you and they also think you're one of them. then you've not only avoided the hassle of starting a war you've also developed a contact on the other side so you can get info about "who done it" next time there is a problem. you're also last on the list of targets when they're bored and want to start some mischief.

i've only lived in my house since the beginning of may but i already know all the local chavs, and they give me the nod of resect when i drive past. it makes life so much easier. i dont worry about anything happening to my car, and i know if it does i'll have a good chance if finding out who is responsible.

there are 3 ways to get people to do what you want; fear, love and respect. choosing the most appropriate method for any situation is important. in this situation a combination of fear and respect is imo the best option because it minimises the risk or damage to you property. fear alone would work, but fear with a bit of respect is better, and also easier to achieve.
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These chavs dont live by me they just random chavs when im out and about.
I got no problems getting on with any one.
Just the one's who walk out infornt of my car thinking they indestructable.
 
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jug said:
oh, in that case kick off.
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Lol i have several times. They usually run. Once i got out but a cop car pulled up behind me. Cop give the guy some crap and told me to go basically.
My mate kicked fk out of one chav before for chucking his MAC D milkshake at his car.
 
jug said:
its easier to make friends with the local chav population, then they get out the way, and they dont damage your car while you're in the house.

how do you make friends? all it takes is a 5 min chat, laugh about the naughty things you did as a lad, give them some advice on how to cause some trouble without getting caught, tell them about the time you seriously kicked the crap out of someone for no apparent reason, let them know you've got a few convictions and had a few run ins with the cops, then they know not to screw with you and they also think you're one of them. then you've not only avoided the hassle of starting a war you've also developed a contact on the other side so you can get info about "who done it" next time there is a problem. you're also last on the list of targets when they're bored and want to start some mischief.

i've only lived in my house since the beginning of may but i already know all the local chavs, and they give me the nod of resect when i drive past. it makes life so much easier. i dont worry about anything happening to my car, and i know if it does i'll have a good chance if finding out who is responsible.

there are 3 ways to get people to do what you want; fear, love and respect. choosing the most appropriate method for any situation is important. in this situation a combination of fear and respect is imo the best option because it minimises the risk or damage to you property. fear alone would work, but fear with a bit of respect is better, and also easier to achieve.
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Yes, I know the local chav's, they to give the nod as I drive past, as I do back. I've even once given one a lift into town when I drove past him walking. I know the Panda is safe at home, just the Norwich chav's which are alot rougher, lol.

Had one pull a base ball bat at a friend in my car at the traffic lights once, but we won't go there. lol.
 
jug said:
oh, in that case kick off.
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Or drive one of these....

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Most Easterly Panda's said:
And like most chav's was he still laughing at the end of it, so he didn't get embarised infront of the other chavs.
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Nah he was not smiling he got smacked full out in the face. His mates started mouthing off Then we all got out the car and they left kind of fast. 4 of us 6 of them. Seen them couple of days later in town with few other boys they went so quiet when we walked past
 
jug said:
its easier to make friends with the local chav population, then they get out the way, and they dont damage your car while you're in the house.

how do you make friends? all it takes is a 5 min chat, laugh about the naughty things you did as a lad, give them some advice on how to cause some trouble without getting caught, tell them about the time you seriously kicked the crap out of someone for no apparent reason, let them know you've got a few convictions and had a few run ins with the cops, then they know not to screw with you and they also think you're one of them. then you've not only avoided the hassle of starting a war you've also developed a contact on the other side so you can get info about "who done it" next time there is a problem. you're also last on the list of targets when they're bored and want to start some mischief.

i've only lived in my house since the beginning of may but i already know all the local chavs, and they give me the nod of resect when i drive past. it makes life so much easier. i dont worry about anything happening to my car, and i know if it does i'll have a good chance if finding out who is responsible.

there are 3 ways to get people to do what you want; fear, love and respect. choosing the most appropriate method for any situation is important. in this situation a combination of fear and respect is imo the best option because it minimises the risk or damage to you property. fear alone would work, but fear with a bit of respect is better, and also easier to achieve.
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i know all the local chavs from school. plus my best mate was south east regional boxing champ and frequently knocks people out who get lairy to him.
 
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