1. take several boxes of condoms off the shelf and randomly put them in people's trolleys when they aren't looking.
2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to feminine products aisle.
4. Walk up to an employee and tell her in an Official
tone, 'Code 3' in housewares and watch what happens.
5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
6. Set up a tent in the outdoor clothing department and tell shoppers you'll invite them in if they will bring sausages and a Calor gas stove.
7. When a Deputy Manager asks if she could Help you, begin to cry and ask, 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'
8. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror and pick your nose.
9. While appearing to be choosing kitchen knives in the Housewares aisle, ask an assistant if he knows where the antidepressants are.
10. Dart around the store suspiciously, loudly humming the Mission Impossible' theme.
11. In the kitchenware aisle, practice the 'Madonna look' using different size funnels.
12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse, yell 'PICK ME!' 'PICK ME!'
13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker,lie down and scream 'NO! NO!It's those voices again.'
14.Go into a fitting room, shut the door, wait a while; then yell, very loudly, 'There is no toilet paper in here.'
That should make tesco seem a bit more interesting
2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to feminine products aisle.
4. Walk up to an employee and tell her in an Official
tone, 'Code 3' in housewares and watch what happens.
5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
6. Set up a tent in the outdoor clothing department and tell shoppers you'll invite them in if they will bring sausages and a Calor gas stove.
7. When a Deputy Manager asks if she could Help you, begin to cry and ask, 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'
8. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror and pick your nose.
9. While appearing to be choosing kitchen knives in the Housewares aisle, ask an assistant if he knows where the antidepressants are.
10. Dart around the store suspiciously, loudly humming the Mission Impossible' theme.
11. In the kitchenware aisle, practice the 'Madonna look' using different size funnels.
12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse, yell 'PICK ME!' 'PICK ME!'
13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker,lie down and scream 'NO! NO!It's those voices again.'
14.Go into a fitting room, shut the door, wait a while; then yell, very loudly, 'There is no toilet paper in here.'
That should make tesco seem a bit more interesting
