i found a fish in my garden

[gaz.d]

im very confused i found a fish lying in my garden, so i went to do the right thing and flush it down the toilet, i picked it up and it started wriggling

i crapped myself and ran off, but came back with a saucepan of warm water and put it in it, then took it to a neighbours, cause they into fish, its been an hour since i found it and its still alive , ive named it lucky

 

[The Negotiator]

Nice one Gaz Probably a cat or a fishing bird ( )

Amazed it is still alive!

 

[Magical Trevor]

how weird! cool though.. what type is it? and lmao.. do the right - flush it lol.
gaz, self appointed fish undertaker

 

[gaz.d]

its a fat goldfish, well its the biggest one i ever seen

i normally get the aerosol and lighter on dead things i find in the garden, im glad i never today

i was gonna keep it in my house, but mum said i cant be trusted as i would always want to pet it and i didnt have any food for it, i only got bread, milk and eggs in the house, but i dont think they can eat scrambeled egg on toast

 

[Magical Trevor]

its a fat goldfish, well its the biggest one i ever seen



i was gonna keep it in my house, but mum said i cant be trusted as i would always want to eat it

 

[gaz.d]

yep that too, i do get major munchies every so often

 

[Magical Trevor]

hehe.. you'll have to put an ad in the lost and founds

 

[thefishdude]

dam it uncle jack escaped again

 

[Neofolis]

It could be a Coy Carp, some of them look like fat goldfish.

 

[gaz.d]

lol

FOUND -

One fat goldfish

On Weds 15th Dec

In garden of my house

5" Big

Responds to the name of lucky

 

[JonnyBoy]

i normally get the aerosol and lighter on dead things i find in the garden, im glad i never today

 

[poggy]

Did you think it would taste better boiled then !!!!.

It's obviously a flying fish not a gold fish.

 

[GhostWKD]

i was gonna keep it in my house, but mum said i cant be trusted as i would always want to pet it

LMAO can just picture u taking the fish out of its bowl every 2 mins so u can pet it

 

[The Negotiator]

You remind me of Lenny out of Of Mice and Men sometimes Gaz....maybe that means nothing to you.

 

[gaz.d]

Did you think it would taste better boiled then !!!!.

It's obviously a flying fish not a gold fish.

i learnt from my primary class fish - bubbles (rip) , that a gold fish needs to be kept in room temperature water, or when you cleaning it, its better to put them in warm water rather than cold water, i think it saves them having a heart attack or something like that

 

[dave]

Wheres stu? i sure this means your a son of god or something, get a glass of water see if you can make wine

 

[Charlotte]

You remind me of Lenny out of Of Mice and Men sometimes Gaz....maybe that means nothing to you.

Yikes remember Lenny got into trouble in the end!

How about cooking it Gaz? With some Chips? Fish supper!

 

[dave]

You remind me of Lenny out of Of Mice and Men sometimes Gaz....maybe that means nothing to you.

even i have read that book you is cruel(sp) paul

 

[dave]

How about cooking it Gaz? With some Chips? Fish supper!

i though you was a vegi

 

[The Negotiator]

I don't quite means on the same level as lenny!

David, I didn't mean it in a bad day, Gaz isn't dumb like Lenny is but the odd thing he does/says makes me laugh so much!