i found a fish in my garden

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i found a fish in my garden

*Rolf Harris voice*

Sadly little old lucky didnt make it through the night, i have just had confirmation (11.15) that lucky has gone to the big bowl in the sky.

After all the attempts to revive him after yesterdays massacre have failed, i will not rest until the culprit is found and brought to justice for the murder of lucky.

You where a good and dear friend to me for all of 30 mins, you will be sadly missed.

I have very fond memories of pushing you around the bowl to make you swim and picking you up with the tongs to swap you over to another bowl. All these memories will stay with me forever.

Rest in peace my little fishy friend, see you on the other side.

A very sad gaz :( :cry:
 
brickfoot said:
Fish & Chips anyone?

:eek: well at least i can eat fish again and not feel guilty about it :eek:

my investigation so far is not going very well, i have taken pics of the crime scene and sending them away to animal hospital and scotland yard for analysis

i have set up 24 hour survielence at the crime scene just in case the attacker comes back to bask in its glory

this criminal will not escape justice, i have also asked to appear on crimewatch, i await a response
 
nope i aint got any pets, i have to be responsible to have them :eek:

although there is a cat on our street that looks like a yardie, well its got the afro for it
 
i tried that :( i even tried to stroke him to wake him up :cry: ginger is all sad now on his own hes hiding behind the filter :(
 
Maybe "Lucky" was not the right name for this one.

You could put a plastic fish in the garden as a decoy and see if the culprit returns to the scene of the crime.
 
my day got wosre when i got back from the doctors my washer had flooded the kitchen floor :(
 
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