i found a fish in my garden

[gaz.d]

*Rolf Harris voice*

Sadly little old lucky didnt make it through the night, i have just had confirmation (11.15) that lucky has gone to the big bowl in the sky.

After all the attempts to revive him after yesterdays massacre have failed, i will not rest until the culprit is found and brought to justice for the murder of lucky.

You where a good and dear friend to me for all of 30 mins, you will be sadly missed.

I have very fond memories of pushing you around the bowl to make you swim and picking you up with the tongs to swap you over to another bowl. All these memories will stay with me forever.

Rest in peace my little fishy friend, see you on the other side.

A very sad gaz

 

[NICKO_12345]

 

[dave]

poor lucky

edit at least he died in the water not in the garden must have been better for him

 

[NICKO_12345]

lololol

least his death didnt involve a lighter and aeresol (sorry bout spelling) as mentioned earlier

 

[MrDerv]

Fish & Chips anyone?

 

[gaz.d]

Fish & Chips anyone?

well at least i can eat fish again and not feel guilty about it

my investigation so far is not going very well, i have taken pics of the crime scene and sending them away to animal hospital and scotland yard for analysis

i have set up 24 hour survielence at the crime scene just in case the attacker comes back to bask in its glory

this criminal will not escape justice, i have also asked to appear on crimewatch, i await a response

 

[NICKO_12345]

you got any other pets gaz??? recon they could be involved in some sort of gangland warfare?????

 

[gaz.d]

nope i aint got any pets, i have to be responsible to have them

although there is a cat on our street that looks like a yardie, well its got the afro for it

 

[panda_gal]

my gold fish was dead when i got home today poor fred

 

[gaz.d]

aww, i feel your pain rip fred

 

[panda_gal]

will it hurt him if i flush him down the loo or should i put him in the bin

 

[gaz.d]

flush him down the loo, you dont want him rotting in the bin

 

[dave]

julie if you rince them under cold tap they sometimes come back to life

poor fish

 

[panda_gal]

i tried that i even tried to stroke him to wake him up ginger is all sad now on his own hes hiding behind the filter

 

[dave]

no wonder hes hiding if you starved fred to death, ginger proubly wondering what you gonna do to him

 

[Charlotte]

Poor Lucky............. He was loved......... RIP LUCKY

 

[poggy]

Maybe "Lucky" was not the right name for this one.

You could put a plastic fish in the garden as a decoy and see if the culprit returns to the scene of the crime.

 

[Dan]

Keep lucky and add some rat poison or somin on him. Put him back where u found him and see if the culprit returns.

But then you might have a cat to hide....?

 

[panda_gal]

no wonder hes hiding if you starved fred to death, ginger proubly wondering what you gonna do to him

no daryl gave them food before we left

 

[panda_gal]

my day got wosre when i got back from the doctors my washer had flooded the kitchen floor