A few guesses -
LHD
Not a problem - ours is LHD!
Unregistered
Again not a major deal.....
Odd louvres on rear engine hatch
Yup, well spotted!
Current owner looks like Dame Edna Everidge
Quite possibly!
Green undertray - or is it just polished so hard it's reflecting the grass
Ugly velour upholstery
Seat covers - what are they hiding!
Orange peel paint on dash
Yes - looks almost hand painted!
Jump start clamp on battery terminal
Yes - absolutely!
Wrong battery
Looks like it!
Mismatching door cards
Horrible colour - agreed!
VIN ID plate in wrong position
Hadn't spotted that!
Paint overspray on engine rubbers
Yup = dodgy paint job!
Offset 7 in odometer - maybe wound back (now I'm really getting paranoid)
No - I thought exactly the same!
37998 km is 23611 miles, not 23748 miles - if it's real.
Perhaps he doesn't have a calculator!
Looks like it's being advertised in a prison yard
Never seen one with grass......!
Big ugly external mirror
Agreed!
Blue colour doesn't match typical English sky (should be grey)
Matches my eyes though......
Dodgy seller - same car resold previously
Was it really? Didn't spot it!
'Mike' lists an 11 number phone number
and his real name is Pawel Krukowski
Generally, too good to be true. Caveat emptor.
Also, very nice looking Fiat Dino advertised below
I've probably said enough
Now you'll tell us that it is your Mothers car ......
Nah!
Merry Xmas,
and to you and yours Chris!
Chris