Help. I got stickered!!!

[ChrisUK]

i pay tax you fool what makes u think im on the Dole?

Didn't say you where. Just you made comment about Pizza delivery guys being scum and you forgot about the millions of spongers we have in the UK which are unique to the world .

 

[OCZedd]

heres what to do:

order pizza again and ask for same delivery boy.

when he arrives say oo i recongaise you from last night and by the way thanks for the stickers on my car they look smashing

then smack him in the face with a hammer and say i work for homebase so i thought id use one of their products to advertise on your face.

then say i also work for a sewage company so if you come near my house again i will be advertising that product down your throat

Brillant idea

Didn't say you where. Just you made comment about Pizza delivery guys being scum and you forgot about the millions of spongers we have in the UK which are unique to the world .

Agreed.

 

[Seb_GP]

Loads of great suggestions

will try a few. Think I will refrain from the more violent ones. Well maybe

Cheers guys

 

[sledge]

I could imagine the phone call......

You. I want to complain, one of your delivery people put stickers all over my car last night and its left a mess.

PH. Really? how do you know it was one of our employees? Did you see him/her do it?

You. No I didnt see anyone do it, I am just assuming it was one of your employees because they are Pizza-Hut stickers.

PH. But you didnt see one of our employees do it?

You. No

PH. Well how do you know it was one of our employees then?

You........Errrr?

PH. ....Click.......brrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.

 

[sledge]

oh come on luvduvs guy orders takeaway. car does not have stickers, takeaway arrives from a pizza company... next morning car has stickers from that pizza company

Where does the OP say he actually ordered a pizza from them?, I must have missed that bit

 

[Andy Monty]

I'd play them at their own game ring the local Environmental Health Department anomalously and report seeing rats running into the place, that its filthy, and the drains are overflowing that should even the score

 

[Archieleggatt]

Where does the OP say he actually ordered a pizza from them?, I must have missed that bit

Me too.

Oik walks into Pizza shop - picks up loads of stickers and proceeds to stick them on cars in the neighbourhood . Car owners are wronged - but equally the Pizza shop is wronged by those who jump to conclusions.

Bring back hanging i say .......

Chris

 

[Captain Mike]

Me too.

Oik walks into Pizza shop - picks up loads of stickers and proceeds to stick them on cars in the neighbourhood . Car owners are wronged - but equally the Pizza shop is wronged by those who jump to conclusions.

Bring back hanging i say .......

Chris

what re the cahnces on it happening just after you have a pizza delivered though?

its like seeing a bloke walking out your house with a black and white stripey jumper and a balaclava holding a bag labelled "$wag" and you go in to find all your diamonds missing but dont have a clue what happened to them?

I wonder

 

[bandido41]

what re the cahnces on it happening just after you have a pizza delivered though?

its like seeing a bloke walking out your house with a black and white stripey jumper and a balaclava holding a bag labelled "" and you go in to find all your diamonds missing but dont have a clue what happened to them?

I wonder

Again as mentioned before, the OP mentions nothing about ordering pizza's he says he came out in the morning and found the car "stickered" with pizza hut stickers!!!

 

[sledge]

what re the cahnces on it happening just after you have a pizza delivered though

WHERE DOES HE SAY HE ACTUALLY HAD A PIZZA DELIVERED????

 

[killyourmama]

WHERE DOES HE SAY HE ACTUALLY HAD A PIZZA DELIVERED????

:yeahthat:

 

[Captain Mike]

I'M AN IDIOT LEAVE ME ALONE.

AND FOR GOD'S SAKE STOP SHOUTING

 

[T-Jet 120]

heres what to do:

order pizza again and ask for same delivery boy.

when he arrives say oo i recongaise you from last night and by the way thanks for the stickers on my car they look smashing

then smack him in the face with a hammer and say i work for homebase so i thought id use one of their products to advertise on your face.

then say i also work for a sewage company so if you come near my house again i will be advertising that product down your throat

absolute legend

Didn't say you where. Just you made comment about Pizza delivery guys being scum and you forgot about the millions of spongers we have in the UK which are unique to the world .

:yeahthat:

 

[RACINGSTRIPES]

Hi, believe it or not furniture polish works a treat on sticky residue from labels etc., and it wont damage your car. I also agree you need to even with the pizza boy.

Racing stripes

 

[d34noj]

WD40 takes adhesive off, or carb cleaner? but tar & glue remover is probably the best stuff as its intended for the job.

 

[Scouse78]

Mr muscle works a treat spray it on leave it for a couple of mins then a soft cloth will remove it without a doubt we use it in work all the time