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Eminige

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Indeed, I have returned from thrashing my HGT around France. I covered 2200 miles without a single hitch and the car performed the best it has ever done (after I sussed that you DONT use the fuel from hyper and super markets)

I did notice that the octane rating on their "sans plomb 98" is higher than the 97 over here which may have made the significant difference on the VVT engined HGT. God knows what the consumption was like, I could be arsed to check!

The suspensions loved the superb road surfaces and I was able to give her some real long distance clear outs.

Hows my mate Patrick? I have a special photo for you now I know what a dirty sanchez is..... The 1.4SX is seriously up for sale now as the XJR-S is awaiting me to pick it up. I have had a couple of interested people but if anyone want to give me £2750 for her let me know. (She had been standing for over 2 weeks outside until I got in her today and she started first flick of the key!)

I will read through the messages later and give any worthwhile opinions on anything contraversial I have missed...

Nige
 
Missed you

Nobody to call at all........amit's sulking...lol
 
Filth

Too many car nuts on here...bout time we got some honest to goodness Midland porn
Is the dirty snachez pic of you ?
 
Here you go matey

I nearly pissed myslelf laughing when I saw this, could explain it to my daughter though!
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also, I managed to get into the wrong car at one point. Who the fcuk would buy a 911 Turbo Le Mans in Fiat Broom Yellow...well it confused me obviously
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More funnies to come, beleive me.....
 
Back II

M. Customs Gendarme. "Ave you over-loaded your voiture with bouttelles due vin Mesuir and therefore wish to declare"?

Alfanige. "Nah mate I am an avid reader of Lax Power who has lowered his Bravo to impress Doreen No Stars at Le McDonalds"!

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Ace pic

Trust the french to have a dirty sanchez........
Do you know what they call a quarter pounder in Paris ??...lol
 

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