General flamer kit
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I can think of a few chavs on here that would like this guide.
thanks i was just tryin 2 help ppl and get snidy coments ta
Remember that this is an international forum, where a lot of readers don't have english txt spk as a first language.
There are also some really old people on here who do not understand txt spk.
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That way you'll help more people. Dats kewl, init?
Back on topic they are w*nk
they are called flamer kits because if you post on a forum about them you get flamed innit
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Back on topic they are w*nk
Quite funny though, especially if you are in slow traffic. Watched some kid with one of them round my local one-way system on Friday evening, had it going with about 3ft flames, someone came over and sprayed a fire extinguisher all over the back of the car.
Never did find out if the bloke with the extinguisher thought it was actually on fire or if he was just making some sort of statement as I was too busy rolling around on the floor laughing
when my bumper is singed/slightly melted i will laugh as well
my bumper is melted, but that is more down to an accident with the exhaust - however, in its current setup my car will put approx 1ft blue flames out the exhaust on overun when on the motorway. or in traffic it'll do much shorter, sometimes white 'pops'. just a by-product of the current engine mapping though - it's not a 'kit'
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aye you could send me it, dunno if i would put one on a car but would b interesting to see how to DIY
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i cant find the point-whats the flame from tailpipe good for.. ????????? smoking sasusages or what???
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the chavs love it
Red18
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Aww hell yea... Should bring him to meetings, he can supply the barby
Last night i saw the best way to get this. Flames a la Chav
Park in the middle of town
Rev it to the limiter a couple of times
Pop the hood
Disconnect a couple of HT leads
And rev it again
And there you have it, blue flames out of your exhaust
:bang:
This guy was in a white Mk3 Golf, the prefered 1.4 model. Steels on front alloys on the rear. Coverd in Mitchelin stickers, and an STi badge
So obviously he knew what he was doing. And why he laughed and mocked when i asked if he wanted the engine out of my mates old polo, as obviously he knew, working in ASDA after all, that what he was doing was improveing performance.
Ahhh chav-teinment, long may it live
Park in the middle of town
Rev it to the limiter a couple of times
Pop the hood
Disconnect a couple of HT leads
And rev it again
And there you have it, blue flames out of your exhaust
:bang:
This guy was in a white Mk3 Golf, the prefered 1.4 model. Steels on front alloys on the rear. Coverd in Mitchelin stickers, and an STi badge
So obviously he knew what he was doing. And why he laughed and mocked when i asked if he wanted the engine out of my mates old polo, as obviously he knew, working in ASDA after all, that what he was doing was improveing performance.
Ahhh chav-teinment, long may it live
they are called flamer kits because if you post on a forum about them you get flamed innit
Oh that is so true! I really don't see the point in them either!
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That's the funniest story I've heard in a long time!
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Last night i saw the best way to get this. Flames a la Chav
Park in the middle of town
Rev it to the limiter a couple of times
Pop the hood
Disconnect a couple of HT leads
And rev it again
And there you have it, blue flames out of your exhaust
:bang:
This guy was in a white Mk3 Golf, the prefered 1.4 model. Steels on front alloys on the rear. Coverd in Mitchelin stickers, and an STi badge
So obviously he knew what he was doing. And why he laughed and mocked when i asked if he wanted the engine out of my mates old polo, as obviously he knew, working in ASDA after all, that what he was doing was improveing performance.
Ahhh chav-teinment, long may it live
HMMM-so just put some switch for one of coil units on dashboard and thats the trick-cheap easy quick mounting
