A Fiat Cinquecento was broken down at the side off the road and a Porsche 911 GT3 driver sees this and feels sorry for the driver so decides to help out and pulls over onto the hard shoulder.
porsche Driver "Here mate, do you wat me to toe you home?"
Cinquecento Driver "No way, your car is too fast - it will pull mine apart"
Porsshe Driver "I'll go slow, if you think i'm going too fast just flash your lights and i'll slow down"
Chinquechento Driver "OK Then"
so they hook up the cars and set off. The Porsche driver seems content at 50mph, but then a Ferrari turns up beside him on the motorway, not resisting the race they both go for it full whack down the road.
They pass a Police Car, the police are obviously shocked they imediatley radio it in.
Policeman "We have just been passed by a Porsche and a Ferrari that look to be racing each other - I CANT BELIEVE IT"
Police Control "Why are you so suprised, both are high performance cars - it isnt that irregular"
Policeman "YES IT IS, THERE'S A FIAT Cinquencento ON THEIR ARSE FLASHING THEM OUT THE WAY!"
porsche Driver "Here mate, do you wat me to toe you home?"
Cinquecento Driver "No way, your car is too fast - it will pull mine apart"
Porsshe Driver "I'll go slow, if you think i'm going too fast just flash your lights and i'll slow down"
Chinquechento Driver "OK Then"
so they hook up the cars and set off. The Porsche driver seems content at 50mph, but then a Ferrari turns up beside him on the motorway, not resisting the race they both go for it full whack down the road.
They pass a Police Car, the police are obviously shocked they imediatley radio it in.
Policeman "We have just been passed by a Porsche and a Ferrari that look to be racing each other - I CANT BELIEVE IT"
Police Control "Why are you so suprised, both are high performance cars - it isnt that irregular"
Policeman "YES IT IS, THERE'S A FIAT Cinquencento ON THEIR ARSE FLASHING THEM OUT THE WAY!"
