Styling Faded Bumpers?? No Need For Chemicals

[nay27uk]

Hi everyone.

Ok i notice that lots of people not just on this forum but any car forum, tend to be asking "HOW DO I BRING THE COLOUR BACK ON MY BUMPERS" people recomend lots of chemicals, Chemicals are ok for a quick fix probably lasting hours to a few months.

Well im a master valeter ive been in the game for over 15 years now and have learned a few things. i actualy stumbled across one thing back when i started out in valeting all those years ago, by just experimenting, this i have kept a top secret since then, belive me ther isnt many people in the trade that even know this secret, let alone jo public.I have only ever told a select few. Im curently in the process of making a small E-Book that will be a step by step guide on how to restore discolored bummpers back to original condition and It lasts, it will never wash off, your bumpers will be like they wher intended to be.

No Need For Chemicals
No Need For Painting
No Need For Paying Someone To Do What Most People Do, USE CHEMICALS
No Need To Replace The Bummpers

I have used this secret on many cars and belive me its so simple you can do the hole car in an hour, This truly is like magic. AND IT LASTS FOREVER. Think of the Time you would save no more re applying chemicals every month Remember.

THIS IS NOT A CHEMICAL

Think of the money you will save

No Chemicals
No Painting
No Replacments

This realy is A Revolution Watch this space i will post up details when the E-BOOK is launched

 

[Emm]

would that be baby oil then

 

[nay27uk]

like i said its nothing to do with chemicals of anysort including baby oil although i have known about baby oil since about 1993 also vasaleen does the same thing but NO thats not what this E-BOOK is about Like i said

NO CHEMICALS (of any sort)
NO PAINTING
NO REPLACING ect ect

 

[Emm]

like i said its nothing to do with chemicals of anysort including baby oil although i have known about baby oil since about 1993

im very happy with my product i use on my bumpers tbh (being a concourse winner)

Why are you so against using chemicals if you dont mind me enquireing

 

[nay27uk]

im not against chemicals i cant be its my job to use chemicals. i just thought the time was right to let this information come out ive held on to it for to long now. i just wanted to help people save serous ££ and time on keep reaplying chemicals. and maybe make a little bit of money myself from the E-BOOK i genuinly belive this information is invaluble, and the E-BOOK would pay for its self in the first two months, you maybe happy with the product you use but not everyone wants to keep reaplying chemicals every two days or so

 

[Emm]

im not against chemicals i cant be its my job to use chemicals. i just thought the time was right to let this information come out ive held on to it for to long now. i just wanted to help people save serous ££ and time on keep reaplying chemicals. and maybe make a little bit of money myself from the E-BOOK i genuinly belive this information is invaluble, and the E-BOOK would pay for its self in the first two months, you maybe happy with the product you use but not everyone wants to keep reaplying chemicals every two days or so

every few days!!!!????

Ahh well good luck with the e book

 

[Chas Uno]

Hmm, pictures would be nice to see how well this 'product' would work :chin:

At the moment you sound like a salesman teasing us with this revolutionary product, gearing us up in anticipation so we all go out and buy the E-book and you make loads of money!!!

How come such a revolutionary product/ idea isn't already being sold? Think of the market for something like that, surely one of the big car care manufacturers like Autoglym would have already discovered and released such a wonder product. Or even the car manufacturers themselves, especially as its in their interest to keep the cars they sell looking nice. Especially with all their research and development they have available to them.

Why not tell us now roughly what's involved? And again, before and after pics?

 

[nay27uk]

hi well it isnt actualy a product as sutch just an everyday item that most of us have like i said the ebbok is a step by step manual on how its done. i will post you some pics tomorrow. the ebook will have pictures obviously to help explain in detail it will have befor, during, and after shots, i will post befor and affter on here tomoz night, but obviously not during ells that will give the game away

 

[alexGS]

hi well it isnt actualy a product as sutch just an everyday item that most of us have like i said the ebbok is a step by step manual on how its done. i will post you some pics tomorrow. the ebook will have pictures obviously to help explain in detail it will have befor, during, and after shots, i will post befor and affter on here tomoz night, but obviously not during ells that will give the game away

Fair enough. After all this is a forum and you can post/claim whatever you want, when you want

I'm in agreement with 1986Uno45S, though... it sounds very salesman-like that you'd like to sell us your secrets. I think you're possibly targeting the wrong audience for sales, sorry.

Otherwise, I'd be charging money to diagnose people's Uno problems, with specially-written responses sold on a per-user basis... others would want to do the same... and the whole concept of the forum breaks down!

But let's see your results anyway and I promise I'll shut up This section of the forum is definitely about recognising and respecting other people's achievements. Personally I admire your initiative in getting skilled in the valeting business (these days few people can wash their cars, it seems!)

-Alex

 

[thepottleflump]

All sounds a bit to good to be true to me. So will this eBook be free, lets hope so.

 

[charged]

come on mate, you might as well let the cat out of the bag , and tell us what this magic product is! Why write a book about it? Just tell us what it is

 

[jjhepburn]

I'm sorry but I have to agree, nay27uk seems to be missing the point of this forum. Its where we freely provide each other with information to fix or improve our cars. If we charged for the information we were divulging then AlexGS and others would probably be able to quit their day jobs (I'm sure alex would like too )

Just a thought, but by all means write the book and sell it, but don’t realistically expect any of us to happily buy it...

 

[Jai]

well if he mentions any form of payment required, then as with all huckster threads, this will be binned.....

 

[M@nticore]

I normally apply black shoe polish with a sponge, it looks like new after this and lasts long.

 

[edTV1]

I haven't tried shoe polish as of yet, but from my routine. To clean the black part of the bumper I use a cheap bottle of peanut butter, cleans even the crevices. Just make sure to wipe everything off with a terry towel. Then after that I put mothers back to black.

 

[Steven]

He pisses on his bumpers...

If you want to sell this "advice " try an ad in the classifieds, maybe fewer people will laugh at your meanspiritedness. This forum is for sharing advice freely, not making a quick pound or two with daft claims.

 

[M@nticore]

I haven't tried shoe polish as of yet, but from my routine. To clean the black part of the bumper I use a cheap bottle of peanut butter, cleans even the crevices. Just make sure to wipe everything off with a terry towel. Then after that I put mothers back to black.

Then you're cars going to smell like a peanutbutter sandwich all the time!!

 

[dave]

mmmm peanutbutter. dont forget then people if nay27uk asks us for any advice, make sure he makes a donation to the forum before giving him any

 

[unoracer]

I don't use any chemicals when cleaning my bumpers on my race uno, I just end up replacing them on a regular basis.....

 

[M@nticore]

mmm.. Great idea, but going to be a bit costy.