oh hold on ... i really just give a ****!!! oh no no i didnt! its quicker to type like that i can type normal i just cant be arsed! its a forum n most of us are kinda YOUNG but u oldtimers moan n complain u dont understand!
Get a book called TALK LIKE A BURBERRY WEARING CHAV! it teaches u loadsa short hand ull love it man! innit!
its not bone idleness as i so kindly put it, most YOUTHs of today are texting 24/7 on the moby's and just genrally adapt there way of speaking on forums and in real life to the way they text! its been brought up before on the forum and who gives a toss .. not me yes i do it but why should it bother u lot? dont read it if u dont wanna!
is it just me or is this shorthand not the long way of typing on a mobile?
Use predictive text and press only as many keys as letters in a word plus maybe one to switch between presented words, shorthand texting involes less letters but means pressing the keys up to 4 times per letter produced.
not only that but people assume you are a brainless knob
If ever you hear thunka-thunka-thunka from your front wheel, pull over; you may well find you have only two wheel nuts left and both of those are probably loose! Not that that has ever happened to me, honest!