Enough ***** footing around

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Enough ***** footing around

Oh Patrick!

U have to be my ideal man! Flash Car, sense of humour and u want ME! Also seems you have a brain judging by your post bout the porsche engine etc. Umm! Well after considering ur proposal it has to b a definate YESSSS!!!!!!! So now to set a date? I presume I'll be arriving to the church in that sexy convertible of urs!? Um, hope d weather'll b nice!!
 
Steady on!

Patrick

Aren't you rushing into things a bit quickly? I don't want to burst your bubble, but are you sure that Sinead is the delightful, shaven, Irish nymphette she claims to be? And not a bored 40 year old housewife from Rotherham?

Come on Sinead lets see some pics. I wouldn't want Patrick making a big mistake!

Chris
 
She has yet

She has yet to prove that she is not some hairy arsed
builder for leeds called "steve"

Your right , we need photos.
(Clean one please)
 
Do you have it hosted

Do you have a place on the internet to store a photo ?
If not if you email it me , i'll place it on my webserver and post the link to it on here.

If you do have a place , then in your next message
simply put the html in , i'll put the line you need below. (Don't use the quotes its to prevent it from working - its the stuff inside you need !)

"""
photoVs1Gzn
"""

photoVs1Gzn
 
ARSE

It picked it up as code anyway - lets have another try.
I will put a space in at every other character so it don't work - but you should see the jist.

< i m g s r c = " h t t p : / / w w w . f 1 r a c i n g . n e t / p h o t o / u p l o a d / p h o t o V s 1 G z n " >
 
Jesus, that was fast!

God, Chris give me a chance to do some work here! How come you reply so fast?
 
So fast?

How come I mail so fast - must have been good timing.
:)
Ok next post will have the pic

Chris
 
Heres the pic

Here she is (well its the picture she emailed me to
upload anyway)

Chris

girlee.jpg
 
Builders

Well if thats what builders look like I'm off to knock a wall down in my cottage!
 
Mrs Sinead

Now all the fella's will be after you, I will have to fught them of with a stick !
It will obviously have to be a wedding in England, as in Ireland, it rains for 9 months, and the other 3 months, water drips from the trees.
I think we will pick the best man and guest list from the folks here in the forum and Paul the moderater can marry us over a copy of the fiat drivers handbook. We can exchange vows and cut down piston rings and later on I will show you my spark plug.
I quite fancy having an "oirish" wife after seeing john wayne in "the quiet man" with maureen o' hara....I presume you will be bringing some sort of dowry?
 
My Dowry??

Y Patrick, am I not enuff? Will not love me 4 myself? Well, if you insist my dowry is two frontal airbags, fantastic tailpipe, clean body, & 1 spare tyre! Oops! Otherwise none as my baby Bravo!
 
Also!

Can we change ur name again? I dont tink i wanna be called Mrs Wellbottom all the time, no matter how much i feel i may need the compliments!
 
A.K.A.

Sinead, I will change my name as often as I change my socks if that is what it will take to please you How about wellbeloved instead?
I can see it now, a fine gentle rain falling, you walking under a guard of hnour of all the guys here, holding up fiat wiper blades. Nige can give you away, cause its normally an older fella who does that..lol
 
the name

Hmmm the name is unlikely to be Wellhung is it!

I would be delighted to give you away Sinead, but I would need to give you some fatherly advice about Patrick first though.
 
The model

Sinead, would you describe yourself as a family saloon, a hot hatch, a covertable or what?
Please dont say a runaround !!!!
 
How about???

I'd have to describe myself as......a Banger!! (In all the good senses of the word!) Umm, I'll leave it up to u to figure out y! Yet I spose Hot Hatch, would kinda work too!! :) Oh, Patrick, had to say, tawt the no. plates ting was VERY SMART!!! Haha ! Like ur style!
 

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