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How Annoying is dog muck? Especially standing in it?

Never step in it wearing my leather soled loafers or clarks wallabees as thats easy to clean, having no tread.

No, i have to stand in it wearing adidas trainers with a ripple sole- which i hardly wear.
 
the solution is simple, make dogs illegal. there are plenty of victims, those who stand in poo, those who have to listen to the barking, those who get bitten, those who go blind from falling in poo, those who have to watch sick people allow their dogs to lick their faces and mouths (WTF?!).

why would someone need a dog? are they really that bad at social interaction that they feel the need to share their life with an animal incapable of speech? do they have so little to offer that the best they can get is an animal that would love absolutely anything and anyone? get a life, get a partner, hell adopt some foreign kids if you really have to. if you cant train your dog to use a toilet it shouldn't be allowed to live, even cats can manage to crap in a tray and they're useless so what does that make dogs?

the only dogs that can be justifed are hunting dogs and guard dogs.
 
jug said:
if you cant train your dog to use a toilet it shouldn't be allowed to live,

all dogs can use a toilet....
DgDogToilet.jpg
 
Hell Jug I'm with you mate I have two of the buggers barking all day here across the road dogs are a pain in the arse (n) vermin . and for that matter cats are to (n) give me a rabbit anyday awwww;) [just incase Dave is watching :nerner: ]
 
I must be a social misfit as i have a dog
 

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aww. dont make me say nasty things about dogs when i have to look at pics like that. now i feel guilty. poor little bugger, looks so innocent.
 
sgh1970 said:
Dont blame the dogs,9 times out of 10 its down to the owners and lack of control and training that gets peoples backs up.

I agree and was gonna say that when my PC crashed :bang:
 
On this subject, isn't it wierd how you don't see 'white' dog poo anymore? It used to be everywhere when I was a youngster... :confused:
 
Skate2create said:
theres a reason for that...

...its a chemical reactive ingredient that used to be in dog food which is no longer there...

Don't ask how I know this ;)

How do you know this? ;)
 
wow i've wondered about that for years. when i was a kid if someone flicked white poo onto you it was ok because you knew it wasnt 'fresh' (yes we all flicked poo onto each other using sticks), but if there was a brown one you had to make sure it went no where near you, and a runny steamer was always the biggest risk.

i guess the playground rules will have changed now that there is no colour warning on the doggydoodoo.
 
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