Steve said:
Rabbit goes into the butchers and says
"Excuse me do you sell lettuce?"
Butcher "No Sorry this is a butchers we only sell meat"
Rabbit hops off out the shop...
Next day the rabbit comes back and says
"Excuse me do you sell lettuce?"
Butcher "No! this is a butchers we only sell meat I told you that yesterday!"
Again the next day the rabbit goes into the butchers and says:
"Excuse me do you sell lettuce?"
The Butcher Replies "NO we are a butchers we don't sell Lettuce and if you come in here and ask that again i'll nail your ears to the floor!"
So off hops the rabbit!
The next day the rabbit hops in and says to the butcher
"Excuse me do you sell nails?"
Bucther "NO!"
Rabbit "Got any lettuce then?!"