General David Cameron's 500 up for auction...!

[homeward]

Price is probably a bit inflated (for obvious -- but not, to me, compelling -- reasons). More info can be found here....

PS: Just wondering if I should have posted this in the Auction Watch section...?

 

[Toshi 975]

I thought that Cameron normaly left his Bambinos at the pub by mistake

 

[Bambino]

Boris Johnson might like it as a small London runabout. I'm sure he could afford it and it would match his quirky image perfectly.
Chris

 

[homeward]

Bambino: Too late for accurate iPadding... -- my apologies: meant to like your post...!

 

[Bambino]

Noo pRoblemMs - mi ffingers plAy up On ThE keyborred alSoo

 

[Toshi 975]

That would be funny Chris but I did hear that Cameron is on the look out for a Boris Oxford

 

[Bambino]

Yes it would have to be a Boris Oxford, a Boris Major would be far too left wing

A pun is always the lowest form of humour, particularly if you didn't think of it first ...

Chris

 

[homeward]

It went for over £18,000 in the end...!

 

[MattGibson]

I wanted to have a look at it while at the classic car show. I walked over to the enclosure where all the cars to be auctioned were and got stopped by two ladies as the entrance:

"Do you have a programme sir?"
"Err... no"
"You can't enter without a programme"
"How much is one?" (Expecting the answer to be something like £5)
"£40"
"I'm sorry, how much?!"
"£40. Would you like one?"
"Haha! I mean, no, thank you"

£40? I guess they were worried plebs like me might get too close to the nice, shiny cars.

 

[homeward]

I wanted to have a look at it while at the classic car show. I walked over to the enclosure where all the cars to be auctioned were and got stopped by two ladies as the entrance...

That's bl**dy awful; and bl**dy pytical....

What's that about the rich getting richer, etc....?

Happy to be a pleb....

PS: Talking of plebs (and, be warned, the following link contains some pretty explicit language...), I wonder how much Andrew Mitchell would get for his bike...?

 

[MattGibson]

The Andrew Mitchell ad cracked me up. I'll have to remember some of those phrases for the next time the boss rings me!