dam smelly whore clio drivers

[imported_Darkwave109]

went shopping with my mum to asda in kirkaldy and we parked up along side a renualt clio full of chavs, i sat in the car as my mum nipped in and all i could hear was there crappy boom from a sub they prob bought from halfords...next thing i kno he taps on my window and ask why im doing up such a shitty car and why i dont buy a real mans car.....i reply back saying thers only 2 types of people who drive clios women with kids and poofs and you clearly dont look a women to me so please take ur shite else where to some one who gives a **** next thing i kno he reverses of and hits my car ripping the drivers wing mirror off...now waiting on the police to arive to take a statement

 

[M21MFS]

That's not so good - is it just the mirror itself that the **** took off?

Good luck dealing with the polis!

 

[Stuart]

HAHAHAHA, thats the best response to a chav i have ever heard!!!

pity the tw@ didnt know when he was beat and decided to take it a step too far tho, hope the police catch him

 

[imported_Darkwave109]

police have been gave them a statement and the reg of car...good thing is i dont have to tell insurance as the damage done is easily fixed,...but i dought any thing will happen

 

[muppet42]

lol at the response you gave to them, can't stand idiots like that :tosser: Though saying that, I do vaguely fancy a Renaultsport Clio 182

Hopefully the neds get collared by the police and their car gets crushed. Optional if they get out before that happens of course

 

[steve119]

driving away from an accident is 3 points at least!

and I also resent the title of this thread.....

A Smelly whore may feel offended at being accused of driving a clio!!!

 

[Venters]

Yeah Asda in KDY has bad Fiat Karma.

 

[Fasckira]

-snip-

Thats brilliant response to them. Seriously, how can anyone sit in a Clio and think, "Yeah, Im driving a manly car"? Theres a guy at work here who has one of the Clio Cups and even he admits that despite it having an awesome turn of speed and handling, its still a girls car.

I agree with steve119 - I opened this thread expecting to see photos of smelly whores in clios, serious let down.

 

[imported_abyss113]

jeez how can you say thats easily fixed looks like he ripped your door in half

 

[Gregry254]

Thats a post from someone else in the same area? from a different time? or am I mistaken?

 

[Venters]

The Uno is my old one. Same car park though.

 

[Andi9386]

Hmm that's gonna cost a bit to repair or replace the door.

 

[muppet42]

The Uno is my old one. Same car park though.

Could tell from the seat covers - my Dad's old '93 Uno Start had the same upholstery

 

[M21MFS]

I guessed from the badge/repeater. Sad times!

 

[mrcinquecento]

QUESTION!!!

what exactly were the vandals trying to do to the uno?

surely the door mirror would have broke off easy enough, looks more like they were trying to steal the door hinge without removing the door! either that or they were trying to break in....only they were too stupid to realise what way the door actually opened!, what a mess anyway. Mindless