General Crash!!!!!!!!

[Rankin]

JEFFING Scum bags in a council estate...driving along and some BONE head getting chased wips out the juction at about 60
not a JEFFIN care in the world....as the same as the person chasing him... it was either a possible RIGHT OFF from a side inpact hit or SWERVE in to the central resovation which i did BANG BANG and my wheels go up and bounce back down.... i though FFS pulled over as the two muppets were already out of site... my tyres look like the flintones sounded like there was no air escaping thank god:worship: so i decided to carry on driving to my destination....


50metres up the road....i pull up and check the tyres again for air escaping... still no leek:worship: :worship:


i drive another 10 metres and then HIT ME LIKE A BRICK WALL:bang:

Balls to going to town.. i need to go back home and get her back on the drive way. so that i did... and now she is 20metres away from me injuried and mutated Due to some flap in a metro and a corsa/...........

BENN

 

[Helz]

Oh god no Hope you are OK? I presume these dicks didn't stop to give details? Did you get any kind of details you could report to the police? Tossers could have killed someone

Not been a good day for Bravo/as

 

[SamG_Brava]

Pics? :yum:

Sorry to hear that... i hate stupid ****ers like that. They were probably not insured :bang:

 

[jug]

crap luck mate

i hope its just a couple of tyres and not buckled wheels or worse.

if i was looking for a bunch of dicks in a metro and corsa i'd keep checking the closest mcdonalds carpark. they'll turn up soon enough, have a bat ready.

 

[SamG_Brava]

crap luck mate

i hope its just a couple of tyres and not buckled wheels or worse.

if i was looking for a bunch of dicks in a metro and corsa i'd keep checking the closest mcdonalds carpark. they'll turn up soon enough, have a bat ready.

Woah oah thats how i like it. :slayer:

 

[Stark]

If you're taking the gits on in a car park turn up with some caltrops otherwisw the ****s try to run you down and escape. Once the caltrops have been used they ain't going anywhere......i speak from experience
:devil:

 

[Rankin]

ill get pictures tomorrow. aint to bad i don't think altho i'm fighting with the sterring wheel to keep it straight. seems to have a fetish with the left kerb lol....

yeah some how i found a foot long screw driver in my car.... aint to sure were it appeared from but you never know when it could come in to use through the ol' knee cap lol

 

[Ste (homz)]

find them, insert screw driver into their eye, take their dole money and drive off

harsh luck man

 

[Dobby]

find them, insert screw driver into their eye, take their dole money and drive off

harsh luck man

then use said screwdriver and puncture each tyre and drag along the sides of their HORRIBLE metro and corsa for good measure

 

[RickyF430]

ah mate thats rotten!

Bloody scumbags i understand how you must feel, im 17 and the tw*ts my age couldnt give a care in the world about about the fact they are either gonna kill themselves or worse, other people. Just the other day i was driving at 40mph down the main road away from my college, had a chav shoot past me in a nova (overtaking way too close) and our wing mirrors collided, mine was pushed foward and i swear i heard his smash or break, i pulled off the road straight away to fix my mirror (no damage luckily) and to get away from the goon who probably would have turned around to try and blame the whole thing on me.

The moral of the story is any one with an asbo or even remotely resembling a chav should not be allowed on the road. period!

I pay homage to my Fiat Brava however, she took a left hook to the jaw and came back strong to score her first knock out. :worship:

I wonder if garages are legally aloud to replace airbags with hyraulically actuated titanium spikes when chavs get their cars serviced, its an idea!? imagine the sudden drop in crime rates across the country as they wipe themselves out.... :idea:


Anyway im getting carried away because i get so mad and i dont really mean (some) things i say.

All i wanted to highlight was they are a real menace and that i feel your pain!

A very frustrated Ricky.....

 

[Helz]

How're you coming on with the fixing up? Mine's comign along slowly, I have half my car covered in primer and can't find any door handles so will be hunting some down via Parts Gateway