chat up lines....

[imported_puntomatt]

that's terrible and involves brain power - something you don't need on a night out on the randan

 

[imported_suzzie punto cabrio]

that's terrible and involves brain power - something you don't need on a night out on the randan

why do you always have to mock me BITCH :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

[imported_puntomatt]

why do you always have to mock me BITCH :lol: :lol: :lol:

was that a chat up line or are you shouting at me??

 

[imported_suzzie punto cabrio]

why do you always have to mock me BITCH :lol: :lol: :lol:

was that a chat up line or are you shouting at me??

THIS IS SHOUTING

 

[imported_puntomatt]

THEN WHY DID YOU CALL ME A BITCH? :lol:

 

[imported_suzzie punto cabrio]

THEN WHY DID YOU CALL ME A BITCH? :lol:

YOU ALWAYS MOCK ME BITCH, HOW WOULD MY CHAT UP LINE NOT WORK?

 

[imported_puntomatt]

I'VE ALREADY EXPLAINED THIS!!!

aaaaaaarrrrrrrgggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

:lol:

 

[imported_suzzie punto cabrio]

I'VE ALREADY EXPLAINED THIS!!!

aaaaaaarrrrrrrgggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

:lol:

easy now its not that hard to get :lol:

 

[imported_puntomatt]

I got it, but it involves maths, which I don't think sexy ladies would appreciate

 

[imported_suzzie punto cabrio]

I got it, but it involves maths, which I don't think sexy ladies would appreciate

you trying to say wheer all frigging stupid.... it would work picture this


you go up to a lady hello there i would love to 70-1 you

give her a second to work it out

and

oooooh you dirty boy hee hee hee hee...


your in

 

[imported_puntomatt]

or picture this, more realistic scenario:

you go up to a lady hello there i would love to 70-1 you

give her a second to work it out

and

oooooh you dirty bastard, fook off, I have a boyfriend

your going to the emergency ward with a stilleto sticking out your head


On the upside, I know know what to say to you if I spot you lurcking in a club/pub

 

[imported_suzzie punto cabrio]

or picture this, more realistic scenario:

you go up to a lady hello there i would love to 70-1 you

give her a second to work it out

and

oooooh you dirty bastard, fook off, I have a boyfriend

your going to the emergency ward with a stilleto sticking out your head


On the upside, I know know what to say to you if I spot you lurcking in a club/pub

what :lol:

 

[imported_puntomatt]

"where are those drinks you owe me?"" :lol:

 

[imported_suzzie punto cabrio]

"where are those drinks you owe me?"" :lol:

and i would say...


"mines a double"

 

[Ryanfaescotland]

I think my best moment was in Budz standing at the bar with a group of mates and a stool. Some bird came up and said

"Can I have this stool" and I replied "As long as you think of my face when your sitting on it" :lol:

She was laughing for ages and I promised myself to use that as much as possilbe in the future

 

[Papa P]

If you were a bogey in my nose...I'd pick you first!

 

[mountainmachine]

I find just introducing yourself can work!
" Hi there me and my mate here work in the cosmetics industry."
At this point they become very interested for some strange reason.
" Yeah my mate pours the shampoo and I hold open the puppys eyes! "
again its around 50/50.

Excellent! Need to bring that one out at the next chemistry department night out.

 

[granprixgranda]

Do you use them and do they work :lol:

ah yes chat up lines ....... they used to work in my day :shock: ...... but maybe i,m an old synic but i think the young team
seemed to be ... seen it all heard it all nothing gets the juices going quite like it used to :smt033
then again i,m as i said i,m an old git who certainly not out of touch but out of the way ........jings that sounds crap......
ah well never mind a young mind will do me at the moment

 

[scottyJTD]

This is a all or nothing approach

Is that your f+++y i can smelll

A must be your feet then

thats alright i can deal with that,get your coat you have just pulled luv!

we used this as forfit on drinking games,there was some funny things happend.

And one of my mates is still going out with girl he tried this on,its been about a year now.

 

[Papa P]

"You dont sweat much for a fat chick..."

obviously not going to work! :lol: