chat up lines....

[imported_suzzie punto cabrio]

Do you use them and do they work :lol:

 

[imported_Mark]

No Chat-Up lines are for people who lack social skills or a personality IMO

 

[ABZSTILO]

LOL - but you could maybe argue that you use chat up lines until you develop the social skills or a 'winning' personality :lol:

 

[imported_puntomatt]

Never used them personally but I know a few guys who do for a bit of fun. The best one I heard was:

Are those space pants you're wearing, because your arse is out of this world!!

Believe it or not she was bent over the bonnet of his motor by the end of the evening :lol:

 

[imported_mk1punto]

Never used them personally but I know a few guys who do for a bit of fun. The best one I heard was:

Are those space pants you're wearing, because your arse is out of this world!!

Believe it or not she was bent over the bonnet of his motor by the end of the evening :lol:

lmao !!! class i love it lol !! :lol:

 

[imported_andyj]

i haven't used them. i just talk to the ladies normally, pull a few jokes and i get the girl! but yeh you need a good prsonality.

 

[imported_Mark]

I dont even know how I would aprroach a female now that I have been involved for so long.

My chat-up would probably consist of me making geeky jokes about ninjas and pirates.

 

[Ryanfaescotland]

If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put U and I together

I'll tell you when we meet if that line has worked or no

 

[Papa P]

No point in beating around the bush so to speak...so just give it a go with:

"Nice Shoes, wanna ****?"

I've been told that it has a 50% success rate! :lol: Obviously the other 50% results in a sore face!

 

[Ryanfaescotland]

I dont even know how I would aprroach a female now that I have been involved for so long.

My chat-up would probably consist of me making geeky jokes about ninjas and pirates.

I like ninjas and pirates! You aren't trying to come on to me are you :shock:

and similar to above just "fancy a ****" can be a good opener but you tend to have to follow it up with something. Slapping your cock out doesn't always work espiecally if you go pulling at church....

 

[imported_puntomatt]

lol, I've done that...not in a church obviously

 

[imported_suzzie punto cabrio]

I dont need chatt up lines men just usually fall at my feet :lol: :lol:

 

[Venters]

I find just introducing yourself can work!
" Hi there me and my mate here work in the cosmetics industry."
At this point they become very interested for some strange reason.
" Yeah my mate pours the shampoo and I hold open the puppys eyes! "
again its around 50/50.

 

[Ryanfaescotland]

I dont need chatt up lines men just usually fall at my feet :lol: :lol:

Try a new toothpaste

 

[imported_puntomatt]

I dont need chatt up lines men just usually fall at my feet :lol: :lol:

Try a new toothpaste ]

LMAO :lol: :lol:

 

[imported_suzzie punto cabrio]

I like this one, If i told you that you had a nice body would you hold it against me. :lol:

 

[imported_puntomatt]

"night body" - does that mean you need to have the lights off?

:lol:

 

[imported_suzzie punto cabrio]

"night body" - does that mean you need to have the lights off?

:lol:

fixed it lol lol

 

[imported_puntomatt]

Just remembered the worst chat up line I've ever heard:

"suck the cheese"

Classy, he was a ginger too.

(ps, he didn't say this to me)

 

[imported_suzzie punto cabrio]

I WANT TO 70 - 1 YOU :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: