Careful now!

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Careful now!

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A funeral service is being held for a woman who has just passed away. At the end of the service the pall bearers are carrying the coffin out when they accidentally hit a wall jarring the coffin. They hear a faint moan coming from inside.

They open the coffin and find that the woman is actually alive! She lives for ten more years and then dies.

Once again, a ceremony is held and at the end of it the pall bearers are again carrying out the coffin. As they move closer towards the door the husband cries out, "Watch out for that ****ing wall!"
 
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