Can anyone help me?

[Sarah-Jane]

errr i have just got my car (bravo hgt), and i cannot find its engine.
The person i brought it of said it was in the bonnet.
When i open the bonnet there is just a big space and a wheel under the mat.
Does the engine go under the rear wheel?

Any advice would be helpfull as i want to check the oil for the window wipers.

 

[patrick]

Are you related to sam ?

Maybe you are her sister?

 

[Allan Wall]

errrr

um. . . i hope this is a joke. . . .

Allan

 

[sarah-jane]

Re: Are you related to sam ?

nope, im a 'virgin' to this fiat bravo forum!!

 

[patrick]

My hope is

That sam never sees this post.......lol

 

[AAV]

oh dear

ok were to i start errrrr call me lol lol lol

 

[sarah-jane]

Re: oh dear

as you lot were sooooo much help i went down to my local fiat dealer and they kindly showed me how to fill up the oil and washers.
U lot could of saved me £30 tho.

I read a note saying that the HGT needs to have its cam belt changed - what is the belt - does it drive the wheels? As i think it needs changing as my wheels spin when i move the car of - could be belt be slipping?

 

[Anonymous]

Re: Re: oh dear

hi girl/madam,

could be the engine hide under your panties.

 

[rob]

slipping belt

hi sarah-jane
it sounds like you do need a new belt if your wheels are going round. pop into dorothy perkins, they can fit you up with a new belt for a lot less than those rip off guys at the fiat garage. and at least the belt will match your blonde hair better than that boring fiat one does.

 

[Patrick]

Dont change the belt

They always wear out, especcially if your wheels keep turning.
Instead of getting a belt, buy a nice suspender outfit, I would recommend a white one, 'cause that will match your white dials that you will obviously want next

 

[sarah-jane]

Re: Dont change the belt

you lot are a real lot of help.
No wonder why there are no girls in this forum as u are all unwilling to help, and link everything to sexual refrences.

And anyhow i'll be able to beat most of you lot in a race with your little toys.
You know you dont need to know about how engines work to drive a car fast and well.

I just found out it is a Ca-belt that needs replacing.
An the tyres are slipping due to bold tyres appartently.
I shell just guess that you lot were to clueless to realise that.

Anyhow thanks for the help

And i dont shop at Dorophy Perkins....
.....im a Ann Summers girl !!

 

[rob]

Re: Re: Dont change the belt

it shows in the spelling.....

 

[Anonymous]

Re: Re: Re: Dont change the belt

hi sara-jane,

sexual references shows.....jargon used in the car

female socket and male socket used in the cam-belt, and all parts of the cars.

 

[Marla]

Re: Re: Dont change the belt

Hi Sarah Jane
I suggest that if u want real help with ur car u ask sensible questions with out sounding like a dumb blond bird, . I have used this forum for sometime now and i find the people on here, having met some of them in person, really friendly and helpful. And yes i am a girl.
Marla

 

[Sam]

Sisterhood

Get cambelt, find nearest No Exit sign. Stick cambelt under chin and hook the cambelt over top of sign.

Don't think it would be a problem if you're an 'Ann Summers' gal.

No problems with cars, no problems at all really.

Good luck.

You're gonna need it.

Oh and I don't have a sister, well, not after she finds that No Exit sign anyway.

Wot joy x

 

[patrick]

f a o sam

you are all heart girl...lol

 

[Sarah jane]

Donny in the park

I really fancy going to this, but the only Donny I know is Donny Osmond...will he be singing?

 

[Sam]

Msg to Patrick

Poor is the man whose fantasy is to play up a girl on the web. Do you cross dress at weekends too?

Is Donny going to sing in the Park?

Does he drive a Fiat?

So many questions, so little time.

 

[patrick]

Only this once

Just pretended that once, couldnt resist it.

As for cross dressing, think of the money we would save on clothes...lol

 

[Anonymous]

Re: Only this once

hi Sarah-Jane,

If U really take care your car,

Fiat Is Always Tip-top

if not...

Fiat Is Always Trouble

But Sarah-Jane....

Feminine Is A Tempter ....Umh