Good luck with it

I hope it's horrible for your sake
I'd like to report back that it was a rust bucket, that drove appallingly.
But it wasn't...!
I think I may be losing my mind: but the doors had no rust, neither did the sills. One of the rear arches looked like it may have had some work -- but I could find nothing structurally wrong with it (after spending twenty minutes crawling around it...). Even the front of the rear wheel arches is solid, where sills meet the plastic guards.... In fact, the bloke selling it is so confident that it's structurally sound, etc., that he's going to MOT it for me at cost (hopefully,
legitimately...); and put in a newer battery... !
It started straight away; changed gear easily; ticks over fine (once warmed up... -- but there wasn't a lot of fuel in it...); drives fine, forwards and backwards; and doesn't make any untoward noises, or display any warning lights (apart from the fuel...).
I have the following concerns:
- The bonnet shuts fine; but, to me, looked ever so slightly out of true... -- although I could see no obvious evidence of a shunt; and the side panels, and front, were all square.
- There is an oil leak. No evidence of mayo on the cap; and the disptick oil was clear and golden. I doubt it was tidied up: as the rest of the car was quite dirty; and there was still evidence of the leak. It didn't overheat whilst I drove it, though... (although I couldn't go far: as the car is not yet taxed...). If it should turn out to be the HG, I shall get it sent to VmanC, for fettling.
- It's got a towbar and reversing sensors on the back (which I shall remove).
- The upholstery is slightly tired: but the car has done 78,000 miles.
- The doors beep when you open them: so I suspect more than just the sensors have been added.
- It needs a damn' good clean.
It's actually a brighter turquoise than Pippin (or will be, once Messrs Auto Glym and Meguiar have worked their magic...); and all the panels match -- although I think there may have been a dent repaired on the (rust-free) passenger door. There is also a very slight, small dent in the tailgate. But, overall, in much better shape than Pippin....
Most Easterly Pandas: it's injected, not carb'd -- and there's an injector symbol on the dash. No manual choke, neither...!
Anyhoo: if anyone can guess how much I shall be paying for it (not including the cost of the MOT...), I shall buy you a bottle of your favourite tipple (which covers alcohol and Pandaly fluids...!?)! The guy hasn't even taken a deposit off me: and is only selling it because he thought it was too good to scrap, and his mum (who was lovely) used to have a 4x4...!
Piccies to follow, later, when it's all sunk in. I'm hoping to collect it in a week or so; and now have to work out (a) where/how to hide it from Mrs h; (b) how I eventually explain that we have
five FIATs; (c) how I get it to Vernon (to hide, temporarily; and then to wave his magic wand over... (matron)).
Oh dear. What have I done...? :nutter:
Repeats to self: No more Pandas. No more Pandas. No more Pandas. No more Pandas. NO MORE PANDAS...! :bang: