blind date

[desperate bravo boy]

ok all you bravo guys time for some advice

Not strictly bravo related but I wil be turning up for my blind date tomorrow in my heraldic blue bravo so its up to you guys

apart from bravos ......... please give me ten good topics of conversation for a blind/first date
cheeers boys

 

[chris]

just ask her questions about herself etc. and hope something gets going, if not just sit there quietly

 

[desperate bravo boy]

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cheers chris ..that ud be a start

Sorry ladies i should have asked for any bravo belles advice too???


Dare i say straight from the nags mouth??

 

[chris]

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you could talk about the weather then. Thats a good one .

 

[Alan]

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From the mrs:

Try Work, Hobbies but nothing she would find boaring.

I still hold my opintion, theres no way to work women out.

 

[Nigel]

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Some from Kevin Bloody Wilson

1. Do you fcku on first dates?
2. Does your dad own a Brewery
3. Could I feel your t1ts
4. or would you show them to me
5. Do you sleep in the nick
6. Do you give head very often
7. If we could decide your place or mine - we could fcuk off then!

Some from my repetoire

8. Do you have a younger sister?
9. Can you prove to me that your last b/friend didnt dump you because you were frigid

and one from my wife

10. Could you put up with a asshole for the next 25 years?

Foget all that pyschobollocks, you will never say the right thing / do the right thing / ask the right thing etc, so you may as well go for jackpot from the start and not waste any time or money.

There that should get you off to a flyer

Good luck

Nige

 

[Anonymous]

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oh cheers nige

guess that answers the next question then........

should i wash the bravo or not ?????????

course the way your thinkin shes only gonna see the back seart eh?

 

[gcol]

Ask her...

..EXACTLY what she is looking for in a bloke - seems simple I know, but just do it. That should kill 10 mins. It lets her know that you are interested in what she wants and she thinks you'll want to please her. Women are very simple creatures, put your brain in a box and treat them accordingly. Keep it simple - women like the strong straight forward type. F**k**g hell I should be charging for this ****.

If she wants to see you again you're in forever, or until you want to get shut for a model with bigger orbs. Got to go now before the wife sees what I'm typing.

Regards,
Gcol

 

[gcol]

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LOL Nige

 

[gordon]

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i was on a blind date last week. i took her to the cinema to try and minimise the ammount of spkn i had to do

p.s. the future is looking bright with ppl like me growing up

 

[Sabre23]

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Never mind about the Bravo, just make sure your knob and skidies are clean. The Kevin Bloody Wilson approach may just work ! LOL

Mark.

OY, SANTA CLAUS YA BARSTARD, WHERE'S ME ****IN' BIKE !
(Kevin Bloody Wilson)

 

[Sabre23]

What's the point of taking a blind date to the flicks?
She wouldn't know what was going on, just from the soundtrack! LOL

Mark.

 

[desperate bravo boy]

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nice one sabre.......im not taking her the flicks anyway ...have you seen the prices their charging these deays ...you can get pissed in weatherspoons cheaper ................now theres an idea eh???

 

[Wimmy]

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Drink may not be a bad idea. As its a blind date and looks are unknown, if she turns to be a horror she wont look as bad after a few and it also gives u an excuse to give her one anyway!

(apologies to the ladies for my sexist outburst)

 

[Sabre23]

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Beer would be the best course of action. Check this out:

www.sydes.net/jokes/flash/beer.swf

LMBO (although, I was really very drunk at the time)

Mark.